Short jokes
My mom asked my doctor, "Why is my unvaccinated baby crying?"
The doctor replied, "He's going through a midlife crisis."
Do you know Warrior Cats?
I heard Hawkfrost is cold.
First human comes.
Sans: That was pun intended.
What did the cow say to your mom?
Hello.
If Carlos and Jose took a brownie from me and I had 10 to start, what do I have?
Answer: A math problem.
My friend's daughter is taking a job in California parking cars. She says she wants to be a valet girl. For sure. For sure.
Son: Hi.
Dad: Yo.
Penis gay be like: among sussy, ding ding ding ding ding ding di di ding.
Imposter is SuS!?
The annoying orange told the annoying, insecure, beta bitch orange that he wants to be the most annoying thing on Earth again.
Why do gay men want to eat each other's meat because meat is meat, and man has to eat meat?
What does my uncle call a school?
A strip club.
POV: You walk up to your short friend and say, "How is the weather down there?"
I called my mom on Alexa, and she told me, "Please take out the trash." I said, "But I can't, you're not here."
Did y'all ever hear about the great thunder crash of September 11th?
The view is so much better without those twins covering the city.
Well, that was a blow up!
What's the difference between an orphan and a baby?
The orphan gets back up.
Why do you only see girls in groups of 3, 5, 7, and 9?
Because they can’t even.
Mom died, so I planted mums and forget-me-nots all over her grave site.
Have you ever been to the new Disney park called SawCon?
SawCon deez nutz!
What do you call an Indian gravedigger?
Digdeep.