Short jokes
A kid went to visit his bully, and he says, "How's your face?" The kid says, "How's your parents?" and proceeds to walk out of the orphanage.
Rooster.
"Dude come here and see a rabbit!"
"Ok!"
"Are you ok, man?"
"Yeah, I’m fine."
"Dude, pull your pants back up!"
Vape company: Hey, want some lung cancer and a nicotine addiction?
Teens: NO WAY!
Vape company: But it’s mango flavored!
Teens: O OK. 😤
You're so skinny that when you're driving, you have to put the seat forward to reach the pedals. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
2001, Angry Birds was so amazing. Over 500 people in 2 birds.
When does a joke become a dad joke?
When it becomes apparent!
Me at an orphanage: I need to talk.
Orphan: My parents!
Me: You know that word?
When I was 17, my mom’s door was always locked. I wonder what she was doing.
"Is that a quirked-up white boi with a little bit of swag, busting it down sexual style?
Is HE goated with the sauce?"
I cannot believe no one's come up with a cure for anorexia yet. I thought it would be a piece of cake!
Hey, do you remember that dragon thing?
Draggin' these balls across your face.
So, little Johnny is walking down the street and asks a stranger, "Sir, what are hormones?"
Then the man replies, "The moans of a fucking whore!"
So, in "Revenge of the Sixth" when Anakin goes and kills the younglings, I thought to myself, "Hey, it’s just another day in an American school."
Rangers are a joke.
When someone said to an orphan, "My boyfriend ghosted me," the orphan says back, "Don't worry, my parents ghosted me!" 🤣
I can't tell what's farther, the Great Wall of China, or how far Paul Walker flew out of his windshield.
What do you call two men fucking? My dad and I. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Gays are always welcome on my Redneck Party Bus. NOT!
Beast joke ever: my life... Oh wait, I don't have one.