Short jokes
Why did the two balls cross the road?
To get to the penis!
Sorry, too rude?
What goes in dry and comes out wet?
A dick.
When my dad once went to the Virgin Islands, now it's just called the Islands.
Shorkey will find you in bed tonight, and he will eat you like my joke or else...
My doctor told me that I had to burn calories, so I took a fat kid and lit them on fire
She said no, so I raped her.
What did the deaf, dumb, and blind kid get for Christmas?
Answer: cancer.
I'm gay, lol.
Imagine this... you're a lesbian, and you're doing it with your cannibal girlfriend. You say, "Eat me, baby!"
She pulls out a knife and fork.
What is fraud supposed to taste like?
Bananas and Rice.
Why can orphans stay out until whatever time?
Because their parents won't tell them when to come home.
A Scotsman at the hairdresser: "How much is a haircut?"
"Six pounds."
"And shaving?"
"Three pounds."
"Good, then shave my head."
There are 3 Genders.
1: Man
2: Woman
3: Mentally ill.
What do you get when you combine a penis and a potato?
A dictator.
We finally have something in common with Africa. They die of starvation, we die of overeating.
What kind of motorcycle do women ride? A menstrual cycle.
What's 6 plus 7?
67.
What was Kurt Cobain's biggest flaw?
He had a short temper and lost his head over everything.
Cops have the hardest job: they have to tell women they have the right to remain silent and know damn well she will not have the ability.
Do you know the number one cause of death for lesbians?
Getting your fingers stuck in there.