Short jokes
Huh, I'm really pissed off. No matter how many jokes I make, no one likes them. 😭😭:'(:':😔😔😿💔💔👇👇:(
Your forehead is so big that we may as well call it a fivehead.
You're losing all your friends, but never any calories.
Your forehead is so big that babies can use it as a full-sized football pitch!
My name is Jafar. I come from afar. There's a bomb in my car. Allahu Akbar!
"Brown bear, brown bear, what do you see?" I see a blind man looking at me.
"Blind man, blind man, what do you see?"
Oh sorry, I forgot you can't see.
Paper.
Deja-poo.
The sense or feeling you have dealt with this crap in the past.
I like peanut butter and honey.
How many redheads does it take to change a lightbulb?
One! She holds the bulb and the world revolves around her.
When you tell your friend he’s a simp and isn’t offended, say it stands for sucking intensely at monkeys' penises.
What mountain do people like to race on?
Mount Rushmore.
Get it?
He only won the election because of rigging.
82 million votes my ass.
Ask me for proof.
How do you save your wife from drowning?
Take your foot off her neck.
Throw a plate.
It’s broken, right?
Say “sorry” to it.
Did it fix back?
No... that’s the same thing you did to me :)
Cow A: I slept with your sister!
Cow B: Never knew my brother was a girl!
All the other cows:
:O
What did the pencil say to the piece of paper? You FLAT.
What did the spoon say to the pancake batter? You THICK.
Me: Hey, I’m your mom.
Orphan: Yay, you came back!
Me: Sike!
Child: "Mom, what's an 'orgasm'?"
Mom: "I don't know, dear. Try asking your father."
I wish my grass was edgy...
then it would cut itself...