Short jokes
Me: I used to laugh at Skyrim jokes like you, then I took an...
Everyone Else: DON'T...FUCKING...SAY IT.
"Let girls live" is 9 years old, OMG, right?
When the emo kid is about to hang himself in the school bathroom, and the autistic kid starts swinging the rope like Indiana Jones!
Q: What did one atom say to the other?
A: I have my ion you.
My name is Gunter.
What type of jam can you not eat?
Traffic jam.
If you are dehydrated, you should get well soon.
What do you call a pig that knows karate?
Pork-chop!
What do you call nitrogen in the day? You call it day-trogen!
I told my friend to fly a plane,
But he threw a ramp off a roof.
My bird. PRETTY BIRD! PRETTY BIRD!
Others CHIRP CHIRP CHIRP!
First human comes.
Sans: That was pun intended.
What are cow jokes considered?
Cheesy.
What is a cat's favorite Queen song... Don't stop meow.
I just got a text on my cell. Bone be right back ;)
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N. Oh my gosh, I'm peeing on my shoe, no one knows about it yet!
That is not a joke hahahahhaha.
If I told you Jeremy Palacios was not GAY!
I'd be a liar.
Do you know what I found in my letter soup?
A space.
What do you call a flying sheep?
A muttonbird.