Life's Ups and Downs

Well, well, well, look what we have here, another genius! So, the joke is that life has "ups and downs," and buddy, that's like saying I enjoy honey. You ever think about *why* life has ups and downs? Probably not. Newsflash: it's because things happen, you walnut! Sometimes good, sometimes bad. You know, like how you probably think mayonnaise is spicy. Wake up!