Short jokes
Quandale Dingle
What's the difference between Jeffrey Dahmer and an Emo?
They're both gay and use knives.
How did Michael Jackson die?
Because he danced like a zombie!
I know why Stephen Hawking loves Transformers so much now.
Autobots, "Roll Out!"
On the plus side, I finally hear voices talking to me... just wish they were outside my head.
What do you get when you mix Harry Houdini, a basketball, and the 17th president?
Magic Johnson.
I would say something funny, but I would have to dig someone up.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Pizza.
Pizza who?
Never mind, it was so cheesy.
2 weeks here.
What do dicks and popsicles have in common?
They both like to be sucked on, and they sometimes choke you.
I really want to beat the living daylights out of you, but it's not worth getting the wooden spoon for garbage.
I cannot believe no one's come up with a cure for anorexia yet. I thought it would be a piece of cake!
Rangers are a joke.
I can't tell what's farther, the Great Wall of China, or how far Paul Walker flew out of his windshield.
What do you call two men fucking? My dad and I. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
What do you call a dinosaur with a butt?
A Butt-asaurus.
Why do orphans like belts?
They remind them of their father.
A man ate a glue stick. It tasted bad. He died. Hahahahah!
A kid went to visit his bully, and he says, "How's your face?" The kid says, "How's your parents?" and proceeds to walk out of the orphanage.
"Is that a quirked-up white boi with a little bit of swag, busting it down sexual style?
Is HE goated with the sauce?"
Rooster.