What do you call Peg and Cat from Peg + Cat? Egg + splat.
Eggy joke for all to enjoy!
Short Jokes
Gwen, let's chat at night for about 1 hour! I want to get to know each other better!
P.S., it's Jake.
What do you call an octopus on land?
A spider, duh!
Me: *watching TV*
Mom: Omg, no way, your dad is coming!
Me: Really?
Mom: Obviously not, he never loved or wanted you.
Yo mama so fat that when she was on the moon, she had it sent right into the abyss of outer space.
This bitch won't message me anymore, what the fuck do I do? Why are bitches so sensitive?
What makes jokes because it's lonely and a complete and utter loser?
This guy, yep, this guy right here.
How did my dad know I was gay?
He stuck his cock in me and I liked it.
Boyfriend: "Babe, are you traffic police?"
Girlfriend: "No."
Boyfriend: "Then why do you shout at me for not wearing a helmet?"
Why do people enjoy orphan jokes! Lol... I LOVE IT >:)
Your momma's so fat, when she pulls her knickers down, her ass is still in them.
What has 4 legs and two gloves?
All five people on my baseball team. ⚾️
"Death to the west!"
Facial detection? More like racial detection.
When an orphan takes a family photo, it’s called a selfie.
Women be like chivalry is dead, then don't say thank you when you open the door for them.
Tamales.
Why are basketball courts slippery?
Because the players dribble on it.
I wanted to play Fruit Ninja, but remembered I don’t have a phone. Guess I gotta draw fruit on my arm!
You say Alex Jones, I say Alex moans mmmmm. I like that fat, tasty big boy and his Rolex watches, mummy, he turns me on!
