Short jokes
Alya is so retarded.
A man who thinks he's funny but is actually a transvestite/transformer.
Son: Hi.
Dad: Yo.
Penis gay be like: among sussy, ding ding ding ding ding ding di di ding.
Imposter is SuS!?
When a girl was having an asthma attack, Ariana said, "Just keep breathing and breathing and breathin!!!!!"
The annoying orange told the annoying, insecure, beta bitch orange that he wants to be the most annoying thing on Earth again.
Why do gay men want to eat each other's meat because meat is meat, and man has to eat meat?
What do dead babies and fruit have in common? Both can become smoothies with the help of a blender!
How do you check that a rabbit is old?
You check how many gray hares it has.
I got kicked outta the poker game.
They said I was a little cheetah.
When you ask your friend if he thinks lunch is good, but he says that he doesn't taste anything.
MAGAnon is the goat.
🦆🦆🦆
I would make a joke about Kobe, but I don't think it would fly very well.
Gwen is a liar. She said she is a Christian and then is saying bad, bad, bad, bad words. Shame on you, Gwen, LIAR!
What do a gynecologist and deaf people have in common? They both read lips.
When you are sleeping in class and the shooter sees you, then they wake you up and say, "Let’s team up," like, what the f*ck?
How do you call a virgin girl in Alabama? An orphan.
Girl, is your butt made of water, because it is tubig?
I have it.
3+3=****