Short jokes
Why don’t orphans understand the meaning of a family reunion?
Because they’re not wanted, yet maybe they should rob a 🏦 bank ;)
"I only want to play with your daughter. It was okay yesterday."
How do you know if an Asian is an orphan?
If their grade was only an A.
What does RIP stand for on Maddie's head stone?
Raped in Portugal!
I sexually identify as kilometers per second.
Cuz I really wanna km/s (kill myself).
I went to kill Biden with poison water and mixed it with my finger, and then licked it. I passed out, and now I'm here.
Listen to the autism song on TikTok.
What's an autistic kid's favorite transformer?
Autistemist Prime.
I wanted to buy some camo pants, but I couldn't find any.
What happens when a strawberry gets run over crossing the street? Traffic jam.
There are 3 Genders.
1: Man
2: Woman
3: Mentally ill.
Why do hospitals have air conditioning?
To keep the vegetables cold and fresh.
I like my women like I like my scotch:
12 years old and mixed with coke.
Do you know the number one cause of death for lesbians?
Getting your fingers stuck in there.
Life's full of ups and downs :D <3
A Scotsman at the hairdresser: "How much is a haircut?"
"Six pounds."
"And shaving?"
"Three pounds."
"Good, then shave my head."
What sits at the bottom of the sea and twitches?
A nervous wreck.
Jesus tried solving the Rubik's cube,
but died on the cross.
What did the priest say when he walked into an elementary school?
Let us prey.
What do we want?!
A cure for Tourette's!!
When do we want it?!
Cunt!!!