Short jokes
What do a gynecologist and deaf people have in common? They both read lips.
When you are sleeping in class and the shooter sees you, then they wake you up and say, "Let’s team up," like, what the f*ck?
I have it.
My grandfather says I’m too reliant on technology. I call him a hypocrite and unplug his life support. 😄😆🔥👍
Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl urinate? Because walls.
A kid goes into a restaurant without parents, and a waitress came up and said, "You have to leave; this is a family restaurant."
What do you call a titan that can't swim?
TITANic
I am not a nerd ;). I'm just smarter than you.
For being a big company, NASA is openly saying they want pictures of Uranus.
Why do orphans eat cereal with water?
Their dad did not come back with the milk.
To a Mexican person: When I first met you, I thought you were going to say, "My name is Enrique, I have a job for you."
"Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
"The FBI."
"The FBI who?"
"Are you dumb? It's the f#cking FBI, now open up!"
What did the girl with no hands get for her birthday?...
We don't know; she hasn't opened it yet.
Teacher: What’s the closest planet?
Kids yell: Sun.
Except for one.
Other kid: Uranus.
Teacher: Uranus?
Other kid: Yeah, it’s right there.
Alya is so retarded.
Me: You know what's the favorite slogan that Hindus like the most?
My friend: What?
Me: “kati supari kata paan katiyo ko bhejo pakistan.”
I got kicked outta the poker game.
They said I was a little cheetah.
When you ask your friend if he thinks lunch is good, but he says that he doesn't taste anything.
MAGAnon is the goat.
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He couldn’t stand it anymore with his sister because he is in a wheelchair.