When you are being spoon-fed and your mum says, "Here comes the airplane."
Short Jokes
My classmate, Hailey Legacy.
Tyler is ugly.
If you are called Tyler, change your name.
The Emo kid wanted to go on a field trip, but he needed his parent's signature.
Your hair is receding more than people do when they smell you.
I'd make a joke about the chin bones, but y'all couldn't mandle it.
What do you call Mordecai dressing up as a basketball player?
Blue Jay Simpson!
Mom, where are we going?
To your grandma's funeral.
Yeah, 'cause I 360 no-scoped that b*tch in the face.
Ever noticed that "lol" looks like a person drowning?
An emo girl dyed her hair red.
Where does her hairline start? Her wrist.
Why do women love wind chimes?
They vibrate.
I just competed in a wrestling tournament. The first guy hit me harder than my dad’s belt.
What's an astronaut's favorite game? Space-ball!
The optimistic midget's coffin was half full.
Dad: Hey, uh... you're adopted.
Dog: *frown*
Q: What did the kid on the airplane say?
A: "Those are two nice towers right there."
What do you call it when a man named Ned works at Panera Bread?
Panera Ned.
I'm on a roll with my jokes, right now!
Your hairline is an artificial fact.
"(My beard actually connects.)" "Like the connection you never had with your father."
I only have a few friends, like if you relate.
Based on a true story.
