Short jokes
What do you call a laughing motorcycle?
A Yamahahahaha!
Kate ate food coloring last night. She said she was dying inside.
Why can’t you trust an atom?
Because they make up literally everything.
We have some leak in the fridge. I'm surprised nobody has called a plumber.
Me and my friend's life story on a daily basis.
Bad handjobs are rare. They’re hard to come by.
Why can't Columbus be offered a professional football team?
Because then Cincinnati would want one too.
Why did Zozo the hobo cross the road?
To eat the Pringles.
A man was at the temperature -273.15°C. He was OK.
What do mermaids wash their fins with?
Tide.
I knew a guy who used to sell wrenches. He was all torque.
Q: Why did the Scarecrow from the Wizard of Oz win an award?
A: Because he was outstanding in his field.
Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon?
Because she’ll let it goo!
An HDMI cable and an electrical outlet went on a date. It didn't go well, because they couldn't connect.
What do you call dogs dressed as dinosaurs?
Jurassic Bark!
Why did the author go to the emergency room?
His editor told him he needed an appendix removed.
What do you get when you cross a belt and a watch?
A waist of time.
I had a joke about pizza, it's just too cheesy.
Why is the most popular food at a baseball stadium pancakes? Because everybody likes a good batter!
What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.