Short jokes
Stephen Hawking walks into a bar, just kidding.
My girlfriend asked me whether I was having sex behind her back, and I replied, "Yes, who did you think it was?"
What do you say after making fun of a disabled person?
"Sorry, I didn't mean to step on your toes."
What does an Irish bowler put in his hands to guarantee a wicket next ball?
A bat.
Killua is hot, why?
He's gay.
We should bully foster parents more for raising parent-less nobodies.
Why can orphans never go to the shops?
'Cause the Talibans will plane dive into them.
My girlfriend calling me: I'm home alone ;)
Me: I know, you always are...
FEMA during a natural disaster is kinda like me during sex. Slow to respond and not a lot of satisfying results.
The joke is u.
The son margarine shows his father his test that he failed.
Father: Son, you can do butter!
This anorexic girl wanted to fight me. I told her that I would roast her, but she didn't have any meat.
Kid: Knock, knock.
Orphan: Who’s there?
Kid: Not your parents.
Your mom #69.
I-I-I-I-I-I keep on hopin' we'll eat cake by the ocean, uh!
Don't tell me I haven't got balls. I just happen to wear mine on my chest, and I can guarantee they're a lot bigger than yours!
Has anyone alive ever died?
Is this our eternal life?
What did the police say on the TV during 9/11?
"Call 911!"
If I teach man he is the fish I caught, will I no longer be a fisher of men?
I am not making a noose; I am making an unsubscribe button for life.