Why do pirates say, "Argh my Hardees?"
Because that's how you tell when they have the hards.
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Explain Bear
Listen up, dummy. This joke plays on the pirate stereotype of saying "Argh." But "hards" is slang for having an erection. And Hardees is a fast food chain. So, the pirate is expressing his desire for Hardees, but it sounds like he is talking about his boner. Get it? I bet you don't because you probably think Arby's is high-class dining, you mouth breather.