Short jokes
Your hairline [is] so bad it went down like the Twin Towers.
What is the smallest skyscraper in the world? The World Trade Centre.
Now it's time to make fun of Asians.
What do you call an Asian eating jelly? Yellow Jell-O.
What did the koala do when he was too educated?
He ran away from koalapidia.
She really wanted a boner.
What country has been the hottest in recent years?
Sri Lanka, they had 3 bombs in a day!
When you turn 100, you get a letter from the Queen. When you turn 16, you get a DM from Prince Andrew.
Roses are red.
Your passports are blue.
Now go stand over there,
In that very long queue!
I like dicks... sporting goods.
Women be like, "Equal rights, equal pay," then decide that they don't want to do labor intensive jobs.
How do adults like their cookies like their orphans?
Homemade.
NASA stands for "Nobody Already Seen Astronauts."
Your mom is so fat she was the reason why the Titanic crashed.
Are you a plane? Because I wanna be in control of you for a few hours.
Someone stole my balls :(
If a priest listens to sad music in his church, he really enjoys being deep in minor.
I like my girls like my coffee: Flat and white.
Doom is eternal.
Why do dwarfs love penis? It tickles their insides.
I am always high, welcome to bipolar disorder. LMAO. (Don't bother to like or comment, I just had to say this.)