Your hairline is so far back paw patrol couldn’t finish there mission
NASA stands for Need Another Seven Astronauts
I've sadly received a rejection letter from NASA. Strangely, it says there's no space on their training programme.
IF You Faked The Moon Mission Don't Apollo gise.
why was my mate in mission impossible because he couldn't find his dad
What did the bones on the moon tell the astronaut?
The cow never made it
Russia vs Ukraine be like that cod modern warfare mission 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
My brother told me he wanted to find a golden apple tree in real life. I told him it was a fruitless mission.
What's similar between a fetus and a failed mission?
You abort it
NASA stands for nobody already seen astronauts
why are we still fighting in darkness
mission failed soldier we will get em next time
What's the most grossest mission NASA could do? - Probing Uranus.
why do they cal it abortion? because they aborted the misson.
whats nasa's grosest mision PROBING URANUS
How do NASA plan pardes.
They planit.
Imposter:did you do saw con task Crewmate:whats sawcon Imposter:sawcon Deeze nuts
Earlier that day.. Mars:Okay Venus, you need to stop with the puns Mission on space Mars:Moon?You okay? Moon:... Mars:Moon come on! Stop SPACING out! *Venus and Moon giving her the smirk*
A hired gun gets on a private plane to his next contract. Halfway through the trip, he notices the plane rapidly losing altitude. So he opens that back of the plane and starts tossing out everything he doesn't need. Grenades, guns, ammo unless it was bolted down it went out. He stopped throwing things out when the plane started to regain altitude. When the plane lands, he sees some kids giggling on the side of the road. "What's so funny?", he asks. "Daddy farted and the house blew up," said a singed little boy.
what the difference between ww2 kamikaze planes and 9/11...one of the missions succeed
A group of Astronauts, a Mechanic, a Pilot & a Communications operator are on a very important mission to Mars when one of their solar panels gets grazed by a meteorite. And so the Astronauts quickly assemble in the hull to the they get orders from the ground. Once the Communications operator turned on coms, their man on the ground told the Pilot to continue their course & to send the Mechanic out to fix the problem. As the Mechanic worked on finishing repairing the solar panel, the Pilot & Communications operator told each other dark jokes when out of nowhere a meteorite field appeared! The Ground operator frighteningly shouted "Get him back in the ship!" to the Communications operator. "Chill out, he'll be fine." The Pilot assured him. "Get him the hell out of there, that's an order!" The Ground operator argued. Then thirty seconds later the Communications operator came back from the air shoot & asked "Now what?"
