Your hairline is so far back paw patrol couldn’t finish there mission
NASA stands for Need Another Seven Astronauts
I've sadly received a rejection letter from NASA. Strangely, it says there's no space on their training programme.
IF You Faked The Moon Mission Don't Apollo gise.
what the difference between ww2 kamikaze planes and 9/11...one of the missions succeed
why was my mate in mission impossible because he couldn't find his dad
What did the bones on the moon tell the astronaut?
The cow never made it
Russia vs Ukraine be like that cod modern warfare mission 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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My brother told me he wanted to find a golden apple tree in real life. I told him it was a fruitless mission.
What's similar between a fetus and a failed mission?
You abort it
NASA stands for nobody already seen astronauts
why are we still fighting in darkness
mission failed soldier we will get em next time
A hired gun gets on a private plane to his next contract. Halfway through the trip, he notices the plane rapidly losing altitude. So he opens that back of the plane and starts tossing out everything he doesn't need. Grenades, guns, ammo unless it was bolted down it went out. He stopped throwing things out when the plane started to regain altitude. When the plane lands, he sees some kids giggling on the side of the road. "What's so funny?", he asks. "Daddy farted and the house blew up," said a singed little boy.
What's the most grossest mission NASA could do? - Probing Uranus.
So Jesus has been nailed to the cross. On the first day, he starts to moan, "Peter, Peter".
Well, Peter hears Jesus moaning and feels it is important, so begins to go up the hill. On his way, he is met by some Roman soldiers and they proceed to beat his ass back down the hill.
On the second day, Peter hears Jesus moaning again, "Peter, Peter".
Peter thinks to himself, this is important. He heads up the hill, fights past the first line, but gets a beatdown by the second group and back down the hill he goes.
On the third day, Peter is woken up by Jesus sounding very weak, but calling out, "Peter, Peter".
Peter feels that whatever it is that Jesus needs him for, must be very important. Peter heads up the hill, he is on a mission. He manages to fight his way thru three sets of Roman guards and make his way to the cross Jesus has been nailed to for three days. He looks up to Jesus, and says "Jesus, I have heard your calls, what is so important"?
Jesus- "Peter, I can see your house from here".
why do they cal it abortion? because they aborted the misson.
whats nasa's grosest mision PROBING URANUS
How do NASA plan pardes.
They planit.
What can't a Desert Eagle and Barrett do for stealth missions? They can't be way too loud.
