Short jokes

This humor is so dark, it's darker than the Black population.

I pushed a disabled kid down a busy road and yelled out, "Mario Kart!"

What did one God say to the other?

"I will die to be a man."

Why did Michael Jackson become white? He wanted to be like a ghost, and I have any feeheet.

Huggy Wuggy big big Huggy Wuggy big big big big Huggy Wuggy laugh laugh smooch smooch Huggy Wuggy *insert clapping noise*

Are you suicidal? Remember, if you ever feel unwanted, just check to see your warrants.

Remember, the confession booth is not a glory hole.

What's the difference between a hooker and a burrito?

I don't eat burritos.

God = what I hope to be.

Devil = what I can't accept.

I hope to be like Jesus, a dead martyr. I can't accept that my religion is evil.

If I had a dollar for every time you said something smart, I'd be broke.

I am going to be a ghost for Halloween. I actually want to be a ghost every day, because at least I'd be dead.

I know your hairline's pretty bent, but your gender's on a different level.

How many orphans does it take to repair a house? None, they don't have one.

What do parents and dark humor have in common? Some get it, and some don't.

One more 360 noscope for my montage.

You should know it's important to wash your sex toys. That's why priests invented baptism.

What is similar between Hitler and Trump?

They both want to keep races out.

Why did the emo person cross the road?

TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE Haha.

My Grandpa was supposed to be in 9/11, but airport security got him.

The double slit experiment shows light particles are a wave that assemble in your presence. And you didn't even have to say a word!