Short jokes
You're so skinny, your mom actually enjoyed your birth!
Baller.
Why was the Tower of Pisa leaning? Because it wanted to look up a 10 year old girl’s skirt.
I called my mom on Alexa, and she told me, "Please take out the trash." I said, "But I can't, you're not here."
What does my uncle call a school?
A strip club.
What is soccer like when you lose your soccer ball?
Orphan: "My Parents."
The annoying orange told the annoying, insecure, beta bitch orange that he wants to be the most annoying thing on Earth again.
Why do gay men want to eat each other's meat because meat is meat, and man has to eat meat?
Alya is so retarded.
Jokes about the poor aren't rich.
At gym class today, my friend made this song:
🎵 I’m a Barbie girl, I am fantastic, my boobs are plastic!
Maybe if the grass on my front lawn had depression, It would cut itself.
What is George Floyd's favorite song?
"Wishing Well" by Juice WRLD.
What did the father name his daughter with no legs?
Peggy.
My friend's emo. I told her to play jump rope with me. She hanged herself. Lol.
Many were curious about how methane ended up on Mars.
I'm pretty sure it was because of Uranus.
Who did the bee 🐝 marry?
Her honey!
Have you seen the inside of Ford's Theatre? It will blow your mind. ~Abraham Lincoln
If you think long and hard, oral sex is like cannibals.
Quandale Dingle