Short jokes
If a kid refused to go to bed, does that make them guilty of resisting a rest?
Cereal.
What do you call a laughing motorcycle?
A Yamahahahaha!
Kate ate food coloring last night. She said she was dying inside.
Why can’t you tell a funny joke to a wheelchair kid? Because he just rolls with the joke.
People wonder why our generation grew up so sarcastic.
"Hey, how do I look?"
"With your eyes, Joe."
What do James Doyle and Hannah Doyle have in common?
John fucked them both in the rear.
Q: Why did the Scarecrow from the Wizard of Oz win an award?
A: Because he was outstanding in his field.
Why did the MOSFET go to jail?
It had a charge for battery.
I have a daily routine where I take a crap every morning at 6 AM, but wake up at 7 AM. And it's not even a joke.
How did the shark do on his math test?
Jawesome!
What do a Make-A-Wish kid and mosquitoes have in common?
They both got a 10% survival rate...
I'm about to go to the orphanage to tell yo mama jokes.
What did the teacher say to the fat Turkish kid that always ate in his class?
"You could do with Ramadan lasting all year, couldn't you?"
Oh Sans, you're such a bonehead! Sorry if that joke was jaw-breaking! LOL.
Me and my friend's life story on a daily basis.
Bad handjobs are rare. They’re hard to come by.
Mom: They say our kid neighbor has blue blood.
Son: Really?
Also 2 hours later:
Son: Mom, the kid doesn't have blue blood.
Mom: Son, I-
Why are orphans terrible at baseball? They never get home runs.
What's the difference between a road bump and children crossing the road?
A road bump will make you slow down when you drive over it.