Short jokes
Q. What sound does a sleeping T-Rex make?
A. A dino-snore.
You need to play a B flat, not a C sharp, you just got band!
Person: You suck!
Me: Tell that to your mom, and she’ll say the same thing, honey. 😎
The one thing I love about Steven is he stood up for all of his haters. Just kidding!
Did you hear about the Boston marathon? 'Cause, well, I heard it was a blast and that it blew everyone away!
FEMA during a natural disaster is kinda like me during sex. Slow to respond and not a lot of satisfying results.
Question: What did the fish say when he ran into the wall?
Answer: Damn!
I'll stop with the horrible puns if you can say a good joke.
Why did all the numbers laugh at 22? Because it had "tu tu's."
I once auditioned to be in Sausage Party. I thought I filled the role well.
The joke is u.
The son margarine shows his father his test that he failed.
Father: Son, you can do butter!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Europe.
Europe who?
No, I'm not.
I like my coffee like I like my women.
Big tits.
I told a cookie a joke the other day.
It just crumbled.
How do birds pay? With their bills!
Why didn't the newest Star Wars movie start with the classic scrawl?
Because it was a Rogue One!
Stormtrooper: What should I do about my overdue library book?
Palpatine: Renew it!
Q. You know what really bugs me?
A. Insect puns.
I tried out some puns to make people laugh, but no pun in ten did.