Short jokes
What do you say after making fun of a disabled person?
"Sorry, I didn't mean to step on your toes."
Killua is hot, why?
He's gay.
What do you say to a crippled man getting bullied?
"Why not you stand up for yourself?"
Taking you to go grocery shopping does have its perks... You get to scan their wrists for discounts!
Kobe got irl canceled.
We should bully foster parents more for raising parent-less nobodies.
Roses are red, Obama is well spoken, I'm sorry sir, but the ice cream machine is broken.
What did the bowler say when the balls were on the lane and the pin? They said, "Strike!" 😂😂😂😂
You know how all zodiacs have hairstyles... well not Cancers.
One day I met a blind guy and I said, "You should see Mt. Cheaha!"
Yo mama is so strict that Thanos couldn't collect the Infinity Stones until he had done his homework.
If you have a teacher who is a Karen, comment what the worst thing that they did to you or your entire class. I know this isn’t a joke, but why not?
What does an Irish bowler put in his hands to guarantee a wicket next ball?
A bat.
What do you call a night person? A night owl 🦉 who is up all night, lol!
Happy New Year! 🍆🍑🍆🍑
Your momma is so old, when she went to the antique store, they wouldn't let her leave.
Your sister is your mother.
Your father is your brother.
You all shag one another.
The Inbred family.
Roses are red, violets are blue,
I’m sorry you look like my old beat up shoe.
I told my friends that are gay that my hairline's straighter than he will ever be.
What's the difference between a gay man and a hairline?
The hairline is way straighter.