Short jokes
What did the letter A say to the letter B?
"Z" you later.
What is the leader of the school supplies?
The ruler!
What did the ghost knights say to the cloud king?
"Our souls will rain forever."
Two WiFi routers got married. The ceremony was OK, but the reception was amazing.
I had a conversation with a Möbius strip.
It was one-sided.
Voldemort: Knock, knock.
Harry Potter: Who's there?
Voldemort: You know.
Harry Potter: You know who?
Voldemort: Exactly!
Knock, knock. Who's there? Daisy. Daisy who? Daisy me rollin', they hatin'!
What sits at the bottom of the sea and twitches?
A nervous wreck.
Bitches be like "you're racist." You're right, and I'm gonna win.
What type of gun isn’t allowed in Africa?
A water gun.
My uncle named his dogs Timex and Rolex. They're his watch dogs.
Wait, 911 is the American emergency number...
Which is faster, hot or cold?
Hot, because you can catch cold.
What happens when a strawberry gets run over crossing the street? Traffic jam.
A Scotsman at the hairdresser: "How much is a haircut?"
"Six pounds."
"And shaving?"
"Three pounds."
"Good, then shave my head."
I wanted to buy some camo pants, but I couldn't find any.
They say there is power in numbers.
Tell that to the people in the Twin Towers.
Life's full of ups and downs :D <3
Roses are red, the Jews hate goys,
Union of Creepy Janitors (UCJ) opposes school choice.
Why do hospitals have air conditioning?
To keep the vegetables cold and fresh.