Short jokes
My penis is big and long, what else is... my condom... cucumber.
"Wow... That ship is beautiful! I wonder what will happen if I ram into it..." - Iceberg, 1912.
How can Canada be one of the most educated countries when Canadians are unable to correctly spell "analyse", "programme", and "aluminium"?
You're so poor that when you walked into an elevator, you thought it was a mobile home.
No one:
Nothing:
Not a single f***ing soul:
Spanish Empire: DING DONG YOUR RELIGION IS WRONG!
What is Juan the junkmail dispenser's nickname? Spic and spam.
Did you know every market in Africa is a black market?
A poor person came up to me and said, "You're ugly." I said, "You remind me of Spider-Man: No Way Home."
You have a problem with jokes about dementia? That's funny, I don't remember asking.
I'm not saying I'm ugly...
But when I'm watching porn, the hot, sexy women in my area always pop up and ask me if I'm rich.
Did you hear about the orphan who ran away from home?
Wait a minute! What am I talking about?
Somebody: Do you even eat and get sleep?
Me: I have depression, what do you think?!
Q: Why can’t Jesus make fun of gay people?
A: He got nailed first.
Oh, you just got owned, like my ancestors.
Blood may be thicker than water, but yo mama is thicker than anything!
What hit the ground first in 9/11? The people.
You know, they didn't add the word "retard" into the dictionary for nothing.
Yo mama so stupid, she shoved a battery up her butt and said, "I GOT THE POWER!"
My grandma told me I was next at my brother's wedding, so I told her she was next at her husband's funeral.
A recent study has found that women who carry a little extra weight live longer than the men who mention it.