Short jokes
What do the Twin Towers and genders have in common?
There were two when we were kids, but now it’s a touchy subject.
Why don’t women wear mini skirts in the winter?
Because they’ll get chapped lips.
How does a blind person wipe their ass?
With braille toilet paper.
Why is Ahmed gay? Because he created 9/11. Hahahahahahahhahahahahaa
I'm a proud racist. I love kart racing, street racing. Any kind will do.
Are you feeling down? Because I’d happily feel you up.
You need a good place to think? You can sit on my lap, and we’ll see the first thing that pops up!
Just give me my money (clap clap clap).
How many Kardashians does it take to screw in a light bulb?
One really small one and one really small black guy.
I told a kid in a wheelchair that he should use his rocket league booster.
My friend got arrested for shooting an unarmed black teen.
He was charged for impersonating a police officer.
Q: What's red during puberty?
A: The blood on my hands.
Friend: Name one gay person off the top of your head.
Me: Me.
What [is] another name for an abortion?
Canceling your delivery.
Why should you always wear rubber?
So you don’t leave DNA evidence.
Why did Joe Biden pull out of the Afghanistan war?
Because it was over 18 years old.
Random couple after their first night:
Husband: It was very tasty. 🥵
Wife: Aww, thanks.
Husband: Does anyone had taste it before?
Wife: ☠️
What do you call a woman covered in mud? A dirty dishwasher.
Feeling stressed? Have a nice cup of tea and spill it in the lab of the person bothering you.
My boss told me I have a preoccupation with vengeance... We'll see about that!