Short jokes
What does a Jewish man say when he sees a caricature of his face?
"We need to circumcise that one."
I've decided that from January 1st, I'm only going to watch things that are 4K and above.
It's my New Year's resolution.
Roses are red, violets are blue.
These jokes are old, come up with something new!
What’s the LGBTQ national anthem?
Somewhere over the rainbow.
What’s the best part of having sex with a pregnant woman?
You can have sex and a blow job at the same time.
Why don’t rappers play hide and seek?
Because good luck finding someone who’s always in the booth!
What did the teacher say to the fat Turkish kid that always ate in his class?
"You could do with Ramadan lasting all year, couldn't you?"
I told a kid in a wheelchair that he should use his rocket league booster.
Girls: 🙏 *Period* ✍️💅
Men: 🗿 *Growth* 🗿🗿🗿
Did you know that water is wet?
I have a joke about suicide, but I’ll just let it hang.
When I cut vegetables for my famous stew, I don’t know why everyone in the nursing home is always looking at me.
What do a bike and a rubber duck have in common? They both have a handlebar, except for the duck.
Why can't you starve in the desert?
Because of all the sand which is there.
What's hard about walking through a bunch of dead babies?
My dick.
I'm gay.
Fila is a cool brand. I fill a cock in my ass.
What’s the hardest bit about having anal sex?
Repeatedly getting a cock shoved in your arse🤣
What do you call 1 normal kid and 2 retarded kids smoking weed?
Pot roast.
Why do Indian men marry fat women?
Because they worship cows.