Why did the chicken cross the road?
It doesn't matter, he's dead.
Short Jokes
Hi, I'm cool.
Roses are red, My heart, my heart is dead. I have a gun straight to my head.
What's the difference between a cat and a human? About 500 bullets.
Hi, I'm Madison, but for short you can call me Alex.
Just cum.
Big black ball sacks.
OMG TYSM FOR HELPING ME REACH 30 FOLLOWERS!
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What do you call the longest reigning monarch?
The queen? No, she dead.
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A gummy bear.
I kicked a soccer ball at a kid in a wheelchair and said, "Rocket League!"
Why do pedos hate corona? Because they have to stay two meters away from children. 😈
What do you say to a depressed person?
"I like ya cut, G."
Yo mama so fat, when she put on a yellow raincoat people see her and yell "Hey yo, taxi!"
You know the song "I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus"? Apparently, Santa's the mailman.
How can you tell if a heterosexual man has been using a computer?
There is sperm on the screen.
What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car?
Robin, get in the car.
What did the grape say when the elephant sat on it?
Nothing, it just let out a little wine!
What did the neutrino say to the planet?
"Just passing through."
Your mother is so fat that her BMI (Body Mass Index) exceeds 40, therefore classifying her as morbidly obese.
