Short jokes
Why did the emo person cross the road?
TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE Haha.
Girl, you must be a Muslim because you are only 5 years old, yet you know how to give great head.
What do you call it when a man gets high in Panera Bread?
Panera sped.
When I die, I’ll die in a trash can.
Guys, the person that said "suck a dick" was Mase. His real name is Mason, so ya.
The average stripper weighs 112 lbs.
According to the pole 💈.
Your hairline so far back.
Even LeBron James had a good laugh!
Me and a wheelchair person were playing tag, and I broke my leg so it can be fair for him.
Battery 1%.
I take one last look at Earth as my suit runs out of power.
My Grandpa was supposed to be in 9/11, but airport security got him.
I pray to a dead human I hope to be reunited with.
Jesus, that's sick.
God = what I hope to be.
Devil = what I can't accept.
I hope to be like Jesus, a dead martyr. I can't accept that my religion is evil.
Did you hear the joke about the baby with cancer? It never gets old.
If I had a dollar for every time you said something smart, I'd be broke.
I know your hairline's pretty bent, but your gender's on a different level.
Three gay men enter a bar in Iran. They don't come out.
What do parents and dark humor have in common? Some get it, and some don't.
Can't have a smoke with my girl after sex, she's asthmatic.
Plus, she's too young to smoke.
What are Michael Jackson’s favorite universities?
Brigham Young and Boise State.
I would tell you a time travel joke, but you did not like it.