Why do orphans eat cereal with water?
Their dad did not come back with the milk.
What do you call a lesbian alien? A "lesbeening."
To a Mexican person: When I first met you, I thought you were going to say, "My name is Enrique, I have a job for you."
Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl urinate? Because walls.
Why'd Susie go down the slide too fast?
Because her wheelchair was good.
When a girl was having an asthma attack, Ariana said, "Just keep breathing and breathing and breathin!!!!!"
The view is so much better without those twins covering the city.
Well, that was a blow up!
What's the difference between an orphan and a baby?
The orphan gets back up.
What does a condom and a coffin have in common?
They both still have stiffs, but one is coming and one is going.
Want to know the difference between an orphan and a flower??
Flowers get picked.