Short jokes
When a white person says the n word,
black people: "Y'all mother fu...rs ain't gonna believe dis shit."
My ex-wife was smoking pot with Snow White, when the 7 dwarfs saw them they sang...
"Look at those high Ho's! Hiiiiiiii Hoooooo'sssss!!!!"
What do you call a skinny black dick? A Tootsie Roll.
Why does the disabled person scrunch his toilet paper up? Because that’s the way he rolls.
Women are like rolls of toilet paper. They are either really cheap or expensive, you use them a lot, and they deal with a lot of sh*t.
How are abortion and rape different? At least the rape victim usually deserves it and isn't defenseless.
Ballz!
How do you know that your sister is on her period?
Your dad's dick tastes weird.
What is orange and sounds like a parrot?
A carrot.
Jimmy: Your mom is gay.
Me: No, you.
Jimmy: I have no mom.
I like my women like I like my steak...
Bloody.
Uranus is a gassy planet.
What do you call a butt that kills people?
An ASSassin :)
What do you call a man in the ground? A dead guy.
Man: Did you know pidgins die after having sex?
Woman: No, really?
Man: Well, the one I fucked did...
How do you start an Ethiopian rave?
Stick toast to the ceiling.
How were tire swings made?
A tire said, "Goodbye world," and hung himself.
What kind of file turns a 5mm hole into a 3cm hole?
A pedo-file.
Why is there no phone in China?
Too many wings, too many wongs; might wing wrong number.
Funny jokes are like kids with autism.
They have special needs to make them.