Short jokes
Once, I tried to say, "P.P. That's funny right there." Instead, I said, you guessed it, "Penis!"
Why did the fly fly?
Because the spider spied her!
Mary Rose sat on a pin. Mary Rose!
What do you call vampire Matt Damon?
Bat Damon!
I tried to find a camouflage shirt, but I couldn’t find one.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Robin.
Robin who?
Robin you, that is who.
What do you call a band made of cheese?
Grate That!
I heard every single machine in the coin factory just broke down all of a sudden.
It just doesn’t make any cents!
A dung beetle walks into a bar and says to another beetle, "Is this stool taken?"
What’s the same between a pregnant 14 year old and her fetus?
They’re both saying “Oh my god my mom’s gonna kill me!”
This website sucks, it never cites the correct information.
What did the bus say to the other bus?
"Beep!"
I like unicorns.
How many people does it take to change a lightbulb underwater? The results are shocking!
What did the diver say when he was trapped in seaweed?
- Kelp!
I drank some dye before, but don't worry, I've only dyed a little inside.
Yo mama so stupid, when she was in court and the judge said, "Order, order," she said, "Pizza."
Why does the owl 🦉 have a lot of friends?
Because he’s a hoot.
Why did the teacher wear sunglasses?
Because her students were so bright!
Why did the MOSFET go to jail?
It had a charge for battery.