Short jokes

Short Jokes

"Knock knock."

"Who's there?"

"The FBI."

"The FBI who?"

"Are you dumb? It's the f#cking FBI, now open up!"

When you are sleeping in class and the shooter sees you, then they wake you up and say, "Let’s team up," like, what the f*ck?

What did the girl with no hands get for her birthday?...

We don't know; she hasn't opened it yet.

A kid goes into a restaurant without parents, and a waitress came up and said, "You have to leave; this is a family restaurant."

Penis gay be like: among sussy, ding ding ding ding ding ding di di ding.

Imposter is SuS!?

When a girl was having an asthma attack, Ariana said, "Just keep breathing and breathing and breathin!!!!!"