Short jokes
Why don't gay Greek men in Greece perform anilingus on each other?
Because anilingus between two gay men is against the law in Greece.
I have a daily routine where I take a crap every morning at 6 AM, but wake up at 7 AM. And it's not even a joke.
You know what pun is used for "waist?"
Nothing. You'll find nothing.
It's just a waste of time.
So, you're human, huh? Well, I'm a skeleton, so not much gets under my skin.
My dumb ass thinking I made a friend, oh ya, I forgot, literally nobody likes me!
Hey daddy *winky face*
How do you make a peanut laugh? You crack it up!
How do you try to shout at someone on the bottom of the ground?
"Hey, sir! Are you dead?"
What did the tree say when it gets horny? My wood has a splinter.
Why did the nose cross the road to find the person who "nose"?
How did the shark do on his math test?
Jawesome!
Me and my friend's life story on a daily basis.
Bad handjobs are rare. They’re hard to come by.
Mom: They say our kid neighbor has blue blood.
Son: Really?
Also 2 hours later:
Son: Mom, the kid doesn't have blue blood.
Mom: Son, I-
I told a cookie a joke the other day.
It just crumbled.
How do birds pay? With their bills!
Why didn't the newest Star Wars movie start with the classic scrawl?
Because it was a Rogue One!
Stormtrooper: What should I do about my overdue library book?
Palpatine: Renew it!
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Robin.
Robin who?
Robin you, that is who.
Why did all the numbers laugh at 22? Because it had "tu tu's."