Short jokes
"Did you hear about the worst zoo in the world? It only had one dog in it. It was a Shih Tzu."
No one:
Nothing:
Not a single f***ing soul:
Spanish Empire: DING DONG YOUR RELIGION IS WRONG!
What do u call a Muslim praying: Allahu akbar.
A poor person came up to me and said, "You're ugly." I said, "You remind me of Spider-Man: No Way Home."
American people: We will throw your teabags in the ocean!
British: At least our towers didn’t fall. 😎
What's an Asian's worst nightmare? A tree.
What is the difference between Juice Wrld and an orphan?
One is loved by all.
What is the world's strongest material?
The tree that Paul Walker hit.
After the drive-by, Tupac became known as Pewpac.
To anger a Libertarian lie to him, to anger a Democrat tell him the truth, to anger a Republican sodomize him.
Maybe the reason there isn't any physical evidence is because it didn't happen.
Karma is like rape.
What goes around comes around, like a dead rape victim in a whirlpool.
What do you do when you see a lady in a wheelchair?
You grab a stick and put it through the wheelchair and call her nunchucks.
What is Juan the junkmail dispenser's nickname? Spic and spam.
Did you know every market in Africa is a black market?
If you buy a Renault Megane, all your girls will be gone.
Celebrating Mother's Day is confusing, says my cousin.
Banker: I have the right to take your money!
Me: Check my name.
Banker: Robin D. Bank, why?
Banker: *realizes*
Me: 😈🖐️ Gimme, gimme.
Why did the cheese blush? Because it saw the salad dressing.
What's the same thing between a baby and a grenade?
They both make a sound when thrown.