Can a kangaroo jump higher than the Empire State Building? - Of course. The Empire State Building can't jump.
what was the Roman Empire cut in half by?
a pair of Ceasars.
Stormtrooper: What should we do with this coffee? Palpatine: Brew it!
Stormtrooper: What should we do with about the failed plan?
Palpatine: Screw it
A depressed man was caught on top of the empire state building with marijuana, needless to say, he didn't want to come down.
Bin Laden’s kid comes sad from school. “Dad I got an F in Geography class!” “Why is that?” “The teacher asked me what’s the tallest building in New York and I said ‘Empire State Building’” Bin Laden waits a moment and then replies, “Let dad handle this one.”
Stromtrooper: Hey Palpatine! Luke is Vader's son. Palpatine: Knew it.
Stormtrooper: What should I do about my overdue library book?
Palpatine: Renew it!
There is a Mexican, white guy, a Jew and a black man on top of the Empire State Building. First the Mexican and the Jew throws there selves off of the building saying ‘ This is for my people’ Than the black is next up to jump and says ‘This is for my people’ And throws the White man off of the building.
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I was on a flight to California
but my next in the Empire State Building.
The west is dying...just like the romance an empire especially the western part if the empire funny that, cause the east was going strong.
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n 1941, Hans, a young German boy, was listening to the radio. Over the radio, Hitler announced that Germany was now going to war with the United States. “Father, where is the United States,” Hans asked. His father pointed at a map of North America. “Aren’t we currently at war with Russia? Where might that be,” he questioned his father. The man pointed towards the Soviet Union. “And I’m told we’re also at war with the British Empire. Where is that?” The father pointed out all of the territories owned by the British. “Where is Germany again, Father?” He pointed to their home country in Central Europe. Hans pondered this information for a second. “One last question, Father.” “Yes?” “Has Hitler seen this map?”
Is it just me or can I see the Roman Empire.... From how far back your hairline goes
the romans conquered Africa,the conquered Europe, they conquered Britain. then they stopped probably ran out of conkers
Julius’s wife always stands behind him. Therefore, whenever he looks in the mirror, he sees her (Caesar).
caesar went to the future only to see on how the roman's forgot Julius caesar but only made a salad... i think it would have been better if caesar stayed dead
