Stormtrooper: What should we do with this coffee? Palpatine: Brew it!
Stormtrooper: What should we do with about the failed plan?
Palpatine: Screw it
Stromtrooper: Hey Palpatine! Luke is Vader's son. Palpatine: Knew it.
The west is dying...just like the romance an empire especially the western part if the empire funny that, cause the east was going strong.
Stormtrooper: What should I do about my overdue library book?
Palpatine: Renew it!
the romans conquered Africa,the conquered Europe, they conquered Britain. then they stopped probably ran out of conkers
Julius’s wife always stands behind him. Therefore, whenever he looks in the mirror, he sees her (Caesar).
caesar went to the future only to see on how the roman's forgot Julius caesar but only made a salad... i think it would have been better if caesar stayed dead
Can a kangaroo jump higher than the Empire State Building? - Of course. The Empire State Building can't jump.
what was the Roman Empire cut in half by?
a pair of Ceasars.
A depressed man was caught on top of the empire state building with marijuana, needless to say, he didn't want to come down.
I was on a flight to California
but my next in the Empire State Building.
No one:
Nothing:
Not a single fucking soul:
Spanish Empire: DING DONG YOUR RELIGION IS WRONG
Is it just me or can I see the Roman Empire.... From how far back your hairline goes
Bin Laden’s kid comes sad from school. “Dad I got an F in Geography class!” “Why is that?” “The teacher asked me what’s the tallest building in New York and I said ‘Empire State Building’” Bin Laden waits a moment and then replies, “Let dad handle this one.”
One time Little Johnny heard his parents "wrestling" in their bed. So the next morning, he went to rape all the little girls in school. This then led to his demise. No girls told on him, but when he grew up, he was a raper. He never stopped. In total, "little" Johnny had over 31 sons that he didn't know about. When he was sentenced to jail, he raped all the inmates despite his small figure. He was then sent to the death sentence, "eagle wing" torture style. His parents were happy he died, and the morbid rapist was put down, never to return again. However, all the sons had his genes, including his MINDSET. They then became a cult and shot down 2014 cops, 471 military members and 72951 males and females. The kids, you ask? Only the males were spared, and taught how to operate the guns. All but 419 females were killed. They soon became the world's strongest empire. No one could stop Little Johnny's sons. NO ONE.
n 1941, Hans, a young German boy, was listening to the radio. Over the radio, Hitler announced that Germany was now going to war with the United States. “Father, where is the United States,” Hans asked. His father pointed at a map of North America. “Aren’t we currently at war with Russia? Where might that be,” he questioned his father. The man pointed towards the Soviet Union. “And I’m told we’re also at war with the British Empire. Where is that?” The father pointed out all of the territories owned by the British. “Where is Germany again, Father?” He pointed to their home country in Central Europe. Hans pondered this information for a second. “One last question, Father.” “Yes?” “Has Hitler seen this map?”
