Short jokes
What do you call a premature Chinese baby birth? Wong Tai-Ming.
Why are disabled people screwed?
Because you can't run or hide!
Nothing is free in this world, including "Free Palestine."
What do you get when you cross A-Rod with Chris Brown?
Cheater, cheater, woman beater!
Imagine a dragon 🤔.
Imagine me dragging these nuts across your face.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
I suck.
I suck who?
Michael Jackson.
Why did Joe Biden pull out of the Afghanistan war?
Because it was over 18 years old.
What do you call a woman covered in mud? A dirty dishwasher.
Random couple after their first night:
Husband: It was very tasty. 🥵
Wife: Aww, thanks.
Husband: Does anyone had taste it before?
Wife: ☠️
You're so wonderful that Wonderland booked tickets to meet you!
Your smile is so nice that the moon shines off them.
A different version of you exists in the minds of everyone that knows you.
Are you made of gold, titanium, sulfur, titanium, and carbon?
Cuz you’re looking a little big Au Ti S Ti C.
What do moms want for Mother's Day? Replacement silverware.
Why shouldn’t you call people in China?
Because there are so many Wings and Wongs you might "wing" the wrong number.
I have a joke about chemistry, but I don't think it will get a reaction.
My husband asked me to get 6 cans of Sprite at the store. I realized when I got home that I had picked 7-Up.
My kids told me to have a good day, so I left them to their own devices and hoped for the best.
What color flowers do mama cats like to get?
Purrrrrrrple flowers.
What did mommy spider say to baby spider?
You spend too much time on the web.