Short jokes

Have you ever heard about the new virus in China? It's called Hupun.

Hupun DEEZ NUTS!

Knock knock.

Who's there?

Pizza.

Pizza who?

Never mind, it was so cheesy.

I really want to beat the living daylights out of you, but it's not worth getting the wooden spoon for garbage.

Me: Shut up! If you don't shut up, I'm gonna tell your parents!

You: Why? I don't have any.

MAGAnon is the goat.

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I would make a joke about Kobe, but I don't think it would fly very well.

He couldn’t stand it anymore with his sister because he is in a wheelchair.

Yo mama so stupid, when I said, "Go deep," she dug a hole in the field.

How do you check that a rabbit is old?

You check how many gray hares it has.

I got kicked outta the poker game.

They said I was a little cheetah.

When you ask your friend if he thinks lunch is good, but he says that he doesn't taste anything.

Gwen is a liar. She said she is a Christian and then is saying bad, bad, bad, bad words. Shame on you, Gwen, LIAR!

I have it.

Beast joke ever: my life... Oh wait, I don't have one.

A man who thinks he's funny but is actually a transvestite/transformer.

Sister: Hey sis, how are you today?

Me: Oh, good, you?

Sister: Good, 'cause I heard you finally got a good living life.

Why did the chicken cross the road to get away from this conversation?

Am tired of my country!!!! How can two policemen use one gun?

The coffee was getting mugged, so it called 911.

What did the fish say when seeing his best mate?

"I sea him!"