Short jokes
"I spy with my little eye..."
- Noting I am blind -
What did the bison say to his son leaving for school?
"Bye son!"
Get it? Bye son, Bison!
I used to have a skeleton of jokes, now my supply is bone dry. Guess I wasn’t that femurous.
I’m on top of things. Would you like to be one of them?
Tigger was playing hide & seek, so he looked in the toilet, but all he found was Pooh.
Why couldn't Stephen Hawking pass? Because he couldn't pass "I'm not a robot" test.
What do a Make-A-Wish kid and mosquitoes have in common?
They both got a 10% survival rate...
I'm about to go to the orphanage to tell yo mama jokes.
Girl (on thirteenth birthday): Ma, why did papa leave?
Mother: Well, it started exactly 1 year and 189 days ago...
Why does the owl 🦉 have a lot of friends?
Because he’s a hoot.
What food makes you smart? Salt, because it's a mined food.
Women have less rights than a NASCAR track.
Fun fact: Toasters were originally called tanning breads!
Americans prefer houses with basements. In fact, they're best cellars!
Both man and woman have balls, but they like to play with the ball of each other because a person always loves what they don't have. 😁
My mom said, "You are in big trouble!"
I said, "Are you going to punish me?"
Puns about air conditioning. I'm not a fan.
Why are orphans terrible at baseball? They never get home runs.
What's the difference between a road bump and children crossing the road?
A road bump will make you slow down when you drive over it.
Why did the MOSFET go to jail?
It had a charge for battery.