Short jokes
Why do Indian guys never have gfs? Because they always pick curry and biryani over girls.
I was going to make a depressing joke, but my parents already did.
What language do Asian Karen’s speak?
Demandarin.
If I flip off an Asian person, he can't see it.
What's an orphan's favorite meme?
Homer going into a bush.
Might take a while to notice and this one is bad.
Why did the cheese fail the test? It couldn't make the grade, curd.
What do you call a pile of cats? A meowtain.
What do you call a pile of cheese? A cheese grater.
I saw someone who was about to jump off a bridge. They were wearing a Nike "JUST DO IT" shirt.
You're so wonderful that Wonderland booked tickets to meet you!
You are so intelligent that parents come running to beg you to be their child!
Wanna go to suicide school, then time travel to Hitler's bunker and ask him to teach you?
Your smile is so nice that the moon shines off them.
Are you a sports car? Because you give my heart quite a rush!
A different version of you exists in the minds of everyone that knows you.
Are you made of gold, titanium, sulfur, titanium, and carbon?
Cuz you’re looking a little big Au Ti S Ti C.
My mom told me a joke about boxing.
I guess I missed the punch line.
Why do some couples go to the gym together?
Because they want their relationship to work out.
Why was it so hard for the pirate to call his mom? Because she left the phone off the hook!
Every time you feel lucky to have your mother in your life, what should you tell her?
I really hit the mother lode with you!
How do crabs honor their mom’s birthday? The shell-abrate.