Short jokes
What was one cool thing about Hitler?
He used to paint his thoughts on the wall with a gun.
What's the difference between Autism and Gender?
Autism is on a spectrum.
My friend wanted to say egg puns, so I told him, "Omelette you do your egg jokes."
How did a man kill his car? He throttled it.
I want to die.
What do you call an Indian babysitter?
Nanny.
My nan coughed and threw up a lung. Now she is dead.
How many Americans does it take to fill the Grand Canyon?
4
Dick.
Did you hear on the news that a midget psychic broke out of jail?
There is a small medium at large.
Your mum is so poor, she can't afford free samples.
How does Moses make his coffee?
Hebrews it.
What does an Arab prostitute say?
"Bomb my pussy!"
Q: What is a Mexican's favorite restaurant?
A: On The Border.
When you kill people in a war, it's perfectly fine, but when it's a school, everyone has a problem with it, wth.
There was one girl. She met 5000 guys. She had sex with each of them seven times. She became... - flip screen (=).
Why is it so hard to make a party on Earth?
Because you need to planet.
What do you call a cow grazing a field with 50% grass and 50% weed?
High steaks gambling.
What's long, hard, and has cum in it?
A cuCUMber.
What's the first thing you say in anal sex..... "Holy shit!"