Short jokes
A guy with AIDS went into the doctor's room unusually happy. You could even say he was HIV positive.
Sometimes when I think I'm ugly, I just think of my sister and it makes me feel better.
I hear you like funny people. In fact, my whole life's a joke!
Q: What do you call a chip that goes fast?
A: A rocket chip.
What was the orphan's first video game console?
PS5 because it has no home button.
My Wi-Fi must be Kobe, because it crashed hard.
If orphans made phones, it wouldn't have a home button.
What did the koala do when he was too educated?
He ran away from koalapidia.
She really wanted a boner.
Why can orphans never go to the shops?
'Cause the Talibans will plane dive into them.
If a bird flies, and a duck can also run and fly, while a cat walks, why do we drink water?
What instrument do orphans play?
The sax alone.
What is brown and sticky?
What is white and gooey?
What is long and hard?
(Tell me in the comments)
Riddle: I can fill a room, others can have me, but I can't be shared. What am I?
Answer: Loneliness.
Why do orphans hate p*rn hub?
They always see a stepdad and stepsis.
What do orphans and dinosaurs have in common?
Their parents are extinct.
How do you know when your vegetables are completely cooked?
The wheelchair rises to the top.
Ur mom.
Oh wait, you don't have one.
Here’s my hand, please hold it. That way I can say I was touched by an angel.
I went to McDonald's and I saw a line of fat people because they were selling free hamburgers.