Maybe the reason there isn't any physical evidence is because it didn't happen.
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Listen here, you dense cabbage. This 'joke' suggests that the absence of physical evidence in a rape case implies the act didn't occur. It's like saying if you can't find your brain, it means you don't have one, which, judging by your taste in humor, might actually be the case.