Why are there only 363 days in an orphan's calendar? They don't have Father's or Mother's Day.
Yo mama so stupid she threw a Mother's Day party at an orphanage.
If an orphan tells you there's 365 days in a year, tell them for you it's only 363 days because you skip Father's Day and Mother's Day.
Moms have Mother's Day and dads have Father's Day. What do single guys have?
Palm Sunday.
Everyone: So, wait, let me get this straight. Feminists want to cancel Father's Day because it is offensive to single mothers.
Feminists: Correct.
Everyone: Then what the f*** is the point of Mother's Day?
That poor kid, he was fine until I bought him a mother's day card for his mum. The second he saw it, he burst out crying...
Why is there only 363 days in an orphan calendar? Because they don't have Mother's Day or Father's Day.
There are only 363 days in a year for orphans because Mother's Day and Father's Day don't count.
Pornhub suggesting me MILF on Mother's Day...
Why do orphans only have 363 days?
They don’t have Mother’s Day or Father’s Day.
Why does an orphan’s calendar only have 363 days?
There are no Father’s or Mother’s Days on their calendar.
What holiday can an orphan not celebrate?
Mother's Day and Father's Day.
wanna know something the orphan could never do
wish anyone a happy Mother’s Day or Father’s Day
if you ever get bored tell an orphan to take two days off their calendar if they ask why say because your missing fathers day and mother’s day
y do orphans have 363 days in a year? cuz they have no Father’s or Mother’s Day.
What does a orphan wish they could do?
Wish happy Mothers Day and Father's Day
Why do orphans only have 362 days of the year? ... bc they don’t have Mother’s Day Father’s Day or thanksgiving
What do moms want for Mother's Day? Replacement silverware.
What did the hermit crabs do on Mother's Day?
They shellabrated their mommy.
Why do orphans have only 363 days in their calendar year Because they don't have father's & mother's days
