Why are there only 363 days in an orphan's calendar? They don't have Father's or Mother's Day.
yo mama so stupid she threw a mothers day party at a orphanage
if a orphan tells you there's 365 days in a year tell them for you only 363 days because you skip fathers day and mothers day.
Moms have Mother's Day and dads have Father's Day. What do single guys have?
Palm Sunday.
everyone: so wait let me get this straight feminist want to cancel fathers day because it is offensive to single mothers
feminist: correct
everyone: THEN WTF IS THE POINT OF MOTHERS DAY
That poor kid, he was fine until I bought him a mothers day card for his mum. The second he saw it he burst out crying...
why is there only 363 days in a orphan calendar because they don't have mothers day or fathers day
Pornhub suggesting me MILF on mother's day....
Why do orphans only have 363 days?
They don’t have Mother’s Day or Father’s Day
Why does an orphans’ calendar only have 363 days?
There are no Father’s or Mother’s Days on their calendar.
what holiday can a orphan not celebrate
mothers day and fathers day
wanna know something the orphan could never do
wish anyone a happy Mother’s Day or Father’s Day
if you ever get bored tell an orphan to take two days off their calendar if they ask why say because your missing fathers day and mother’s day
What does a orphan wish they could do?
Wish happy Mothers Day and Father's Day
y do orphans have 363 days in a year? cuz they have no Father’s or Mother’s Day.
Why do orphans only have 362 days of the year? ... bc they don’t have Mother’s Day Father’s Day or thanksgiving
What did the hermit crabs do on Mother's Day? They shellabrated their mommy.
What do moms want for Mother's Day? Replacement silverware.
Why do orphans have only 363 days in their calendar year Because they don't have father's & mother's days
I went to jail because i gave the orphan kid a calendar with 363 days
(i deleted mother's day and father's day)