Mother's Day jokes
Why do orphans miss Mother’s Day? Because they don’t have a mother to give to!
Why are there only 362 days in an orphan's calendar? They don’t have Father's Day, Mother's Day, or Family Day.
Celebrating Mother's Day is confusing, says my cousin.
What do moms want for Mother's Day? Replacement silverware.
Orphans have 363 days on a calendar because they don't have Mothers' or Fathers' Day.
Why does an orphan's year only have 363 days? Because it's missing Mother's and Father's Day.
What does an orphan wish they could do?
Wish happy Mother's Day and Father's Day.
Orphans' calendar consists of 362 days. Why?
Because they don't got homecoming, Father's Day, and Mother's Day.
Why does an orphan only have 363 days in a year?
Because they don’t have mothers and Father’s Day!
Why do orphans only have 360 days?
Because they don't have Mother's and Father's days.
Why do orphans only have 363 days in a year? Because they don’t have a Mother’s and Father’s Day.
Why does an orphan's calendar only have 362 days? Because they don't celebrate Father's Day, Mother's Day, and Valentine's Day.
Why do orphans only have 354 days?
'Cause they are missing Mothers and Fathers day!
Why can’t an orphan celebrate Father’s Day and Mother’s Day? Because they have no parents.
Why are there only 363 days in an orphan's calendar? They don't have Father's or Mother's Day.
If an orphan tells you there's 365 days in a year, tell them for you it's only 363 days because you skip Father's Day and Mother's Day.
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Why do orphans only have 363 days of the year? They don't have Mother's or Father's Day.
Why are there only 363 days for orphans?
Because they don't have Mothers' and Fathers' Day.
There are 365 days in a year. Orphans have 363 because they don’t have a Mother’s or Father’s Day.