Mother's Day

Mother's Day Jokes

if a orphan tells you there's 365 days in a year tell them for you only 363 days because you skip fathers day and mothers day.

everyone: so wait let me get this straight feminist want to cancel fathers day because it is offensive to single mothers

feminist: correct

everyone: THEN WTF IS THE POINT OF MOTHERS DAY

That poor kid, he was fine until I bought him a mothers day card for his mum. The second he saw it he burst out crying...

Why does an orphans’ calendar only have 363 days?

There are no Father’s or Mother’s Days on their calendar.

wanna know something the orphan could never do

wish anyone a happy Mother’s Day or Father’s Day

if you ever get bored tell an orphan to take two days off their calendar if they ask why say because your missing fathers day and mother’s day