Burning

g and g jokes

I hate these double standards.

if you burn a body at a crematorium you’re "doing a good job" if you do it at home you’re “destroying evidence”

Bullying

Anonymous

If you push some one that’s bullying, if you kill some one that’s murder, if there is no evidence it’s nothing

Wife

Funny Joke

A husband got a message from his neighbor one day. It read “Hey im sorry i had to tell you like this but i have been doing your wife for months now” The husband went to go grab his gun and shot his wife. He hid the evidence and a few hours later he got another message from his neighbor saying “Sorry meant using your wifi”

Bad

Damyanl27

You would think catholic churches would be in favor of condoms: less dna evidence

Burning

Anonymous

I hate these double standards. Burn a body at a crematorium and your doing a good thing, burn a body at home and your destroying evidence

Bull

Anonymous

What does the initials bible stand for? Bull In Book Lacking Evidence

Darkness

Anonymous

I hate double standards. Burn a body at a crematorium, you’re “being a respectful friend.” Do it at home and you’re “destroying evidence.”

Shoes

RayneLee

If the shoe doesn’t fit there’s no evidence

Ketchup

Frisk

Sans: I like eating ketchup, don’t believe me? It’s ASRIEL as it gets! UT Sans to UT pap: You FORGHETTIE the spaghetti!!! Ink sans: umm lust? That’s INKAPPROPRIATE! Fell sans: I hate these double standards…if you burn a body at a crematoriom you’re doing “a good job” do it at home and your “destroying evidence.” Error sans: every time you make a typo, the errorists win…

Fat

Anonymous

your mama so fat that she doesn’t get crushed by cars, she crushes cars and babies in strollers on the sidewalk when she falls and doesn’t see any remains so there is no evidence.

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