Short jokes
What present did the armless kid get for Christmas?
He got gloves. Ohh, sorry, he could never open the present.
Why do the orphans fuck in their cars?
Because they don't know what a home is.
Why did the orphan not call 911 when he saw a tower catch fire?
'Cause he did not want any kids to go through the same pain.
I met a baseball player, so I told him to make a home run, and he just looked at me with sadness. I don't know why.
By the way, he was an orphan.
Who's the most popular guy at the nudist colony? The one who can carry a cup of coffee in each hand and a dozen doughnuts.
Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall. Humpty Dumpty had a great fall. All the kings horses and all the kings men, said "Fuck him, he's only an egg."
This is coming from an Indian btw and I find it very racist and it all stereotypes.
What did the man say about someone who had a seizure?
"Jit was lagging."
Why did a Mexican go to Home Depot?
Because he thought it said "Home Deport."
What do you call a man who loves Adidas and Puma and drives a Volkswagen? Potential Nazi.
Did you know one of the singers of YMCA had AIDS? Y-M-C-AIDS.
What's the similarity between an orphan and my dick?
They both will die alone.
I will be back on tomorrow at 5pm CST.
Why can't orphans be kidnapped?
Because most kidnappers use a family van.
What do orphans and homework have in common?
Everybody forgets about them.
What is 6 inches and has nuts?
A Snickers bar.
The plane said to the tower, "You're so cute, I want to come crashing into your arms!"
What was Jesus' reaction when the first black person was born?
"Holy shit, I burnt one."
When I have a staring contest, I always win.
Every day, I see blind people who hate me.
Why does Wednesday Addams never blink?