Short jokes
A telescope has two uses:
1. To look in space. 2. To see your hairline.
Hey Ryan, what do you call a wall so large no man can conquer?
Answer: Ryan's forehead.
What do you do when your man doesn't like fruit jokes?
Let the mango.
What do you call a shake? Shake ya booty!
Talk to me if you are online.
I got a toaster for my birthday and said, "Yay, new bath bomb!"
"I have a three-head."
"I have a four-head."
Bald people have a seven-head.
What’s worse than a girl getting a period?
A boy getting a period.
What do emo kids have in common with orphans?
They both depress'd on the inside.
My math teacher asked me what a liked term was. I told her I couldn't say, never experienced it.
Lol, this joke may not be funny, but what do you call your mom fat and emo?
Q: How tall was Hitler's grass? A: *Hitler salute* about this high!
Why don’t I shut myself all the time?
I can only fit so many pairs of kids in my mouth and stomach at the same time.
Why don’t I like shafting?
It feels squishy.
Why do people eat food?
Coz it tastes good lol.
Mary: If you born pikin (child) inside shop, wetin you go call that pikin (child)?
Mike: The pikin (child) go bear Bishop.
Your hairline is so big, it counts as its own planet.
My pencil sharpener when I bleed:
And I don't really care how bad it hurts. Cause you broke me first.
I finally got a girlfriend.
Her name is Remington Model 32.
Your hairline goes so far back that Crown Burger was Crown Sandwiches.