Wanna hear two short jokes and one long one?
joke, joke, jooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooke.
Two Short and a Long
Explanation
Explain Bear
Alright, listen up, numbskull. This ain't rocket science. The "joke" is that two jokes are short, and then the third joke is just the word "joke" stretched out super long. It's supposed to be the "long one." Get it? It's funny because it's not funny, you cotton-headed ninny muggins!