Delivery service jokes

Why did Michael Jackson call Boyz II Men? He thought they were a delivery service.

Michael Jackson died of shock when he found out Boys II Men wasn't a delivery service.

My dad is now a milkman.

Now I have over 50 brothers and sisters.

Why did the mailman come to the house?

To come back with the milk.

Yo mama is so stupid, she thought Instagram was a weed delivery service.

Knock knock.

Who's there?

Mail man.

Mailman who?

Bitch, do you want your mail?

A delivery service called “Ross Deliveries” was known to be the best in town. They never got anything wrong. One day, Rachelle got a delivery, but when it arrived, it was all broken! How is this possible?

I never said which delivery service she used. Lol.

On 9/11, the Twin Towers ordered 3 pepperoni pizzas. One came in plain, the other came in late, the third went to the wrong address.

Smaller babies may be delivered by a stork, but bigger ones need a crane.

Twin Towers ordered Little Caesars but they got jets.

What's the difference between a pizza delivery guy and a cop?

Pizza guys get punished for not doing their jobs properly.

A guy was in one of the Twin Towers and he ordered pepperoni pizza, but he didn't get it. He got a plane instead.