Delivery service jokes

My dad is now a milkman.

Now I have over 50 brothers and sisters.

Why were the Twin Towers disappointed?

They asked for a pepperoni pizza and all they got was a plane.

Why did the mailman come to the house?

To come back with the milk.

Michael Jackson died of shock when he found out Boys II Men wasn't a delivery service.

Why did Michael Jackson call Boyz II Men? He thought they were a delivery service.

All normal-sized babies are delivered by stork.

Heavier babies are delivered by crane.

Knock knock.

Who's there?

Mail man.

Mailman who?

Bitch, do you want your mail?

A delivery service called “Ross Deliveries” was known to be the best in town. They never got anything wrong. One day, Rachelle got a delivery, but when it arrived, it was all broken! How is this possible?

I never said which delivery service she used. Lol.

Someone ordered pizza on a tower... A plane came.

Yo mama is so stupid, she thought Instagram was a weed delivery service.

I don't understand why the Twin Towers were super upset.

Their pizza just got there a lot faster by plane.

There was a person inside who needed help from the police, but the police changed their number, so he ordered a party with pizzas from 2 airplanes, but the pilots were stupid, so they put people instead of pizzas, and one landed on the 93rd floor and the 94th floor, literally.

I feel bad for the guy in 9/11 who ordered a salami pizza. Instead, he just got a plane.