Delivery service jokes

A delivery service called “Ross Deliveries” was known to be the best in town. They never got anything wrong. One day, Rachelle got a delivery, but when it arrived, it was all broken! How is this possible?

I never said which delivery service she used. Lol.

Yo mama is so stupid, she thought Instagram was a weed delivery service.

Knock knock.

Who's there?

Mail man.

Mailman who?

Bitch, do you want your mail?

All normal-sized babies are delivered by stork.

Heavier babies are delivered by crane.

Why were the Twin Towers disappointed?

They asked for a pepperoni pizza and all they got was a plane.

Someone ordered pizza on a tower... A plane came.

I don't understand why the Twin Towers were super upset.

Their pizza just got there a lot faster by plane.

There was a person inside who needed help from the police, but the police changed their number, so he ordered a party with pizzas from 2 airplanes, but the pilots were stupid, so they put people instead of pizzas, and one landed on the 93rd floor and the 94th floor, literally.

Why did the mailman come to the house?

To come back with the milk.

My dad is now a milkman.

Now I have over 50 brothers and sisters.

Michael Jackson died of shock when he found out Boys II Men wasn't a delivery service.

Why did Michael Jackson call Boyz II Men? He thought they were a delivery service.