Delivery service jokes

Why did Michael Jackson call Boyz II Men? He thought they were a delivery service.

Michael Jackson died of shock when he found out Boys II Men wasn't a delivery service.

My dad is now a milkman.

Now I have over 50 brothers and sisters.

Why did the mailman come to the house?

To come back with the milk.

Yo mama is so stupid, she thought Instagram was a weed delivery service.

Knock knock.

Who's there?

Mail man.

Mailman who?

Bitch, do you want your mail?

A delivery service called “Ross Deliveries” was known to be the best in town. They never got anything wrong. One day, Rachelle got a delivery, but when it arrived, it was all broken! How is this possible?

I never said which delivery service she used. Lol.

On 9/11, the Twin Towers ordered 3 pepperoni pizzas. One came in plain, the other came in late, the third went to the wrong address.

Twin Towers ordered Little Caesars but they got jets.

What's the difference between a pizza delivery guy and a cop?

Pizza guys get punished for not doing their jobs properly.

A guy was in one of the Twin Towers and he ordered pepperoni pizza, but he didn't get it. He got a plane instead.

The Twin Towers ordered a pepperoni pizza. They got plane.