Short jokes
Jeff crosses the US border.
The second he crosses into the USA, a guy comes up with a gun.
Jeff: "That's what I was expecting."
What is the worst tool to play when playing the game “Icebreaker”?
The Titanic.
What's white but not black, and red all over?
J. K. Rowling after attending the world premiere of the next Matrix movie.
I think our destination is under there.
Under where?
What's the twin towers' favorite football team?
New York Jets.
Why did the snowman melt?? It had a melt down! 😭😭
When you think you can’t fail anymore if you’re dead, then you fail at suiciding.
Q: What was Hitler's least favorite candy?
A: Jujubes.
Why do I look nervous when I enter the church? Is it just because I'm the only one with the bomb?
What might an aborted child want for Christmas?
..... a home that isn't a bin.
Why don’t cannibal kids eat people with Down Syndrome? Because kids don’t like vegetables.
This category is messed up.
My Mom died in 9/11, at least she was doing what she loved, flying planes.
Pretend you are an old man who is 77 years old and there are 7 doors, which door should you pick?
The seventh door.
My great uncle died in a concentration camp.
He fell off one of the guard towers.
What do you call Joe from Family Guy in an electric wheelchair?
RoboCop.
I don't think we should eliminate the LGBT.
However-
Your manna so fat your father will be coming around the mountain when he cums.
Pro tip: How to not hit your thumb with a hammer, make your child hold the nail.
POV you are drunk and telling jokes and no one is listening 😭😭😭
POV: you