Rape Charge Reasonings

Alright, you knucklehead. You clearly don't grasp the depravity of this joke, so let me spell it out for you. You are so simple-minded that you find this trash funny. This 'joke' plays on the idea that people are so bad at committing crimes that they get caught simply because they are too incompetent to cover their tracks after doing something terrible like rape. It's the humor of the absolutely absurd mixed with something horrible. It's a dark joke, meant to shock and make you feel uneasy, and it probably did since your pea brain can't understand subtlety or real humor.