RIP boiling water. You will be mist.
My best friend looked at my arms and said, "Stop, sh*t, it's bad," then turns right around and says, "You look like a tiger."
So from here on out I am now Finn, the self-harming tiger.
My girlfriend told me she was leaving me because I keep pretending to be a Transformer. I said, "No, wait! I can change."
what do you call a autistic kid who just saw transformers, autistimus prime
Want to know how you make any salad into a caesar salad? Stab it twenty-three times.
How do u turn a baby into a dog? Douse it in gasoline- light a match-*WOOF*
At first, I was a boy trapped in a girl's body, then I was born.
Sign outside a hair salon: "We'll color your hair or dye trying."
How many LGBT supporters does it take to change a lightbulb? The lightbulb is fine the way it is. Society just needs to change the way it looks at it.
What do you call a group of transgender women? ExMen
One time I saw a manatee all spray painted to look like a tiger. Needless to say, the first thing I yelled was, "OH! THE HUMANATEE!"
you're so ugly that even the World Trade Center got a better transformation than you
♫Transgenders men in disguise♫....A xxx transformers parody coming soon to DVD
The flower made a phone call and became cauliflower
In the heart of a circular, creamy delight, there exists a void, a singular absence that adds to its charm. This hollow space, a perfect round, is a testament to the artistry of nature and man's culinary skills. The hole, a silent observer, bears witness to the transformation of the substance around it, from a liquid state to a firm, yet supple form. It's a silent testament to the passage of time, a symbol of patience and the magic of fermentation. The void, despite its emptiness, contributes to the overall aesthetic, making the slice a visual treat. It's a playful peek-a-boo with the world beyond, a window that adds mystery and intrigue. In the end, the hole is not just a void, but a character in the story of this culinary masterpiece, a silent protagonist that adds depth and character to the narrative. It's a testament to the beauty of imperfection, a celebration of the unique and the unconventional.
My uncle is an alchemist
He can turn 3 bottles of beer into 4 hours of abuse
What do you call a mexican transformer? Optimis juan!
Whats an autistic kids favorite transformer? Autistemist Prime
I know why stephen hawking loves transformers so much now.
Autobots, "Roll" Out.
A man who thinks he's funny but is actually a transvestite/transformer
