Transformation jokes
My girlfriend told me she was leaving me because I keep pretending to be a Transformer. I said, "No, wait! I can change."
You're so ugly that even the World Trade Center got a better transformation than you.
I know why Stephen Hawking loves Transformers so much now.
Autobots, "Roll Out!"
One time Chuck Norris peed in the gas tank of a semi truck as a practical joke. That truck is now known as Optimus Prime.
I shidded out my baby, then became a fish.
I can change a "t" into a "p," just drink it and wait a few hours.
What do you call an autistic kid who just saw Transformers? Autistimus Prime.
"Transgenders men in disguise".... A xxx Transformers parody coming soon to DVD.
How do you turn a cat into a fish?
Tell your girl not to wash down there.
SCP-1540 transforms in-front of a d-class:
D-class: Whoa dude, you’re a wolf!
SCP-1540: A am a were.
Why did Michael Jackson become white? He wanted to be like a ghost, and I have any feeheet.
How do you know when a joke has turned into a dad joke?
When it leaves you and never comes back.
Your hairline is so bad that it turned Wonder Woman into Failure Man.
What do you call a Mexican Transformer? Optimus Juan!
When does a joke become a dad joke?
When it becomes apparent!
What do you call Joey in a room? Transgender.
One time I looked out the window and then I saw my sister, and she wasn’t even my sister anymore...
Your eyebrows turned into little butterflies and flew away!
Tails: Hey, Sonic, do you need payback? Oh, you are not a fat hedgehog, you are a snail.
Sonic: But I'm a fat snail because Dr. Eggman turned me into a snail.
Tails: I don't trust you, fat snail.
In my locality, there was an orphanage but everybody in the locality was really sexist too, so they had to change the orphanage into a brothel 'cause everybody took the boys away and nobody was taking the girls and the manager didn't want to waste any 14-year-old pussy, did he?