Transformation jokes
One time Chuck Norris peed in the gas tank of a semi truck as a practical joke. That truck is now known as Optimus Prime.
I know why Stephen Hawking loves Transformers so much now.
Autobots, "Roll Out!"
My girlfriend told me she was leaving me because I keep pretending to be a Transformer. I said, "No, wait! I can change."
You're so ugly that even the World Trade Center got a better transformation than you.
Inside a room full of squares, buckets, and tints, there are two inspectors. One is called Mr. Right, the other one is called Mr. Wrong. Because of their names, the first one is trusted more than the second one.
Mr. Wrong eventually got tired of that and worked on a plan for how more people could trust him. He took a jigsaw and he started to cut into his brain and sawed away half of his brain. It was still working.
Then he took a loaf of toast, cut it into half and glued it on his head, and then he made a strawberry cream and sprayed it on the toast. Because people couldn't recognize him as "Mr. Wrong," he was able to solve more cases.
"Transgenders men in disguise".... A xxx Transformers parody coming soon to DVD.
What happens to the crow in the earthquake?
It turned into a milkshake. 🤔😂
What do you call a Mexican Transformer? Optimus Juan!
What do you call an autistic kid who just saw Transformers? Autistimus Prime.
A project where people get lined up to be changed.
In the realm of pixels and screens, Josh pursues videos, a world unseen. Six dollars exchange, a transaction made, A story told, emotions cascade.
The power of film, a gift divine, Stirring souls, weaving through time. Six dollars spent, a connection formed, A simple act, a heart transformed.
In every frame, a universe unfolds, Captivating minds, stories untold. Josh buys videos for six, a token small, Yet within them lies magic, captivating all.
Yo, look, they give me and my girl free pizza and a big bottle of rabbit wine. Yay, yay! Don't drink too much of it; you might turn into a wine rabbit.
How do you get a smoking hot body as a senior?
Cremation.
A man who thinks he's funny but is actually a transvestite/transformer.
What goes in hard but comes out soft?
Gum.
Who was the most successful transgender and transracial person in history?
Michael Jackson. He grew up a poor, black boy, and died a rich, white woman.
Q: What can turn a fruit into a vegetable?
A: AIDS.
My uncle is an alchemist.
He can turn 3 bottles of beer into 4 hours of abuse.
Cremation. My final hope for a smokin’ hot body!
What did they do with his body when he died?
They made him into Lego so kids can play with him for once.