My girlfriend told me she was leaving me because I keep pretending to be a Transformer. I said, "No, wait! I can change."
you're so ugly that even the World Trade Center got a better transformation than you
What do you call a mexican transformer? Optimis juan!
I know why stephen hawking loves transformers so much now.
Autobots, "Roll" Out.
what do you call a autistic kid who just saw transformers, autistimus prime
How do u turn a baby into a dog? Douse it in gasoline- light a match-*WOOF*
How many LGBT supporters does it take to change a lightbulb? The lightbulb is fine the way it is. Society just needs to change the way it looks at it.
What do you call a group of transgender women? ExMen
♫Transgenders men in disguise♫....A xxx transformers parody coming soon to DVD
The flower made a phone call and became cauliflower
My uncle is an alchemist
He can turn 3 bottles of beer into 4 hours of abuse
Whats an autistic kids favorite transformer? Autistemist Prime
A man who thinks he's funny but is actually a transvestite/transformer
Scp 1540 transforms in-front of a d-class: D-class: who dude you’re a wolf! Scp 1540: a am a were
In the heart of a circular, creamy delight, there exists a void, a singular absence that adds to its charm. This hollow space, a perfect round, is a testament to the artistry of nature and man's culinary skills. The hole, a silent observer, bears witness to the transformation of the substance around it, from a liquid state to a firm, yet supple form. It's a silent testament to the passage of time, a symbol of patience and the magic of fermentation. The void, despite its emptiness, contributes to the overall aesthetic, making the slice a visual treat. It's a playful peek-a-boo with the world beyond, a window that adds mystery and intrigue. In the end, the hole is not just a void, but a character in the story of this culinary masterpiece, a silent protagonist that adds depth and character to the narrative. It's a testament to the beauty of imperfection, a celebration of the unique and the unconventional.
Why I can’t be skinny? i hurt myself for fatting.-jenny
hello please i want gaain wait-jenny year later
What's the difference between men and pigs? Pigs don't turn into men when they drink.
I used have a friend who worked at a car shop who liked hunting. I’m not friends with him anymore because he turned my dog into a car-pet.
If you thought an inner-city black boy cannot transform into a deranged pale Karen... well, just look at Michael Jackson.
In the realm of pixels and screens, Josh pursues videos, a world unseen. Six dollars exchange, a transaction made, A story told, emotions cascade.
The power of film, a gift divine, Stirring souls, weaving through time. Six dollars spent, a connection formed, A simple act, a heart transformed.
In every frame, a universe unfolds, Captivating minds, stories untold. Josh buys videos for six, a token small, Yet within them lies magic, captivating all
