Console jokes

What do Michael Jackson and an Xbox have in common? Firstly, they both went from black to white, and secondly, they both get turned on by kids.

My Xbox has been acting up lately... So I painted it black to make it run faster.

What's a Mexican's favorite video game?

Borderlands.

When you ask your sister if she wanna smash, but then she grabs the Switch.

I wanted to play as Kobe in my console, but the game crashed.

I got the newest Call of Duty game! I got a 200 kill streak, then I went home and played COD.

My girlfriend just broke up with me for talking about video games too much. What a stupid thing to Fallout 4.

Got a PS5 for my little brother yesterday, best trade I'd ever done.

I unfriended Paul Walker on Xbox because he was always on the dashboard.

A man is consoling his nine-year-old daughter after she had been sexually assaulted.

"You need to be more careful," he said as he wrapped his arm around her, "this time it was me, next time it could be a total stranger."

Me and my little brother were playing Call Of Duty. He wasn't doing very good, so I told him so. My brother said to me, "At least I don't have to camp in order to get kills." I then responded with, "I would call you cancer, but at least cancer kills."

I asked a French man if he played videogames, and he said, "Wii!"

I got an Xbox achievement the other day. It said "Trash Master," and everyone looked at me at the funeral.

What's an orphan's favorite game?

GTA, because they're actually wanted? Lol.

What does Earl Bradley and an Xbox have in common?

They both get turned on by children.

Why couldn’t the orphan play Xbox? Because there was no home button.

Why can't orphans play video games?

Because they can't access the home screen.

I added Paul Walker on my Xbox, but all he does is sit on the dashboard.

I painted my black PS5 white so the controller would run faster.

What does Michael Jackson and a Playstation have in common?

They're both made of plastic and children turn them on.