Console jokes
Why can't orphans close their video games?
Because they can't find the home button.
My girlfriend’s dog died, so I tried to cheer her up by getting her an identical one. But, unfortunately, it just made her more upset.
She screamed at me, “What am I supposed to do with two dead dogs?”
I played Kobe Bryant on 2k14, but my console somehow kept crashing.
Isn't a gaming console something people use to not be alone?
THEN WHY THE FUCK ARE 50% OF THE GAMES OFFLINE?!??!?!
If your controller ever dies, remember those people that died on the submersible.
I wish that when Mario dies to some random object, I died too.
I bought my son an Xbox in 2017. It’s now 2018, and I’m still waiting for him to open it.
I had two boxes: one Roblox, one Xbox.
What is a female gamer's favorite part of the controller?
The joystick.
My girlfriend just broke up with me for talking about video games too much. What a stupid thing to Fallout 4.
I asked a French man if he played videogames, and he said, "Wii!"
I got an Xbox achievement the other day. It said "Trash Master," and everyone looked at me at the funeral.
Murder: Wanna play a game?
Me: Ok (pulls out Xbox controller)
I unfriended Paul Walker on Xbox because he was always on the dashboard.
What's the difference Michael Jackson and a play station have in common...
They're both plastic and kids turn them on.
What's an orphan's favorite game?
GTA, because they're actually wanted? Lol.
What game console do emergency vehicles play? Wii U!!!
What's the same with a controller and a woman?
They both work if you hit them.
What was the orphan's first video game console?
PS5 because it has no home button.
I wanted to play as Kobe in my console, but the game crashed.