Console jokes
I asked my French mate if he had a games console. He said, "Oui!"
Couldn't believe how much of a bad mood my work mate was in this morning. So I decided to ask him what was the matter and if everything was OK with his wife, Flo.
He then broke down crying and said when he got home the night before, he caught his wife in bed with the plumber. I tried to console him as best as I could, but he just couldn't get over flow.
What game console do emergency vehicles play? Wii U!!!
Does anyone have an Xbox One? My gamertag is Chalkyfrog11. Add me and comment on this post telling me your gamertag.
What was the orphan's first video game console?
PS5 because it has no home button.
Why couldn’t the orphan play Xbox? Because there was no home button.
I met a man named Jebidiah on Xbox Live.
If your controller ever dies, remember those people that died on the submersible.
I bought a white Xbox to last longer, and I bought a black Xbox to run faster.
What does Michael Jackson and a Playstation have in common?
They're both made of plastic and children turn them on.
Got a PS5 for my little brother yesterday, best trade I'd ever done.
When you ask your sister if she wanna smash, but then she grabs the Switch.
I wish that when Mario dies to some random object, I died too.
What's an orphan's favorite game?
GTA, because they're actually wanted? Lol.
What is a female gamer's favorite part of the controller?
The joystick.
Why can't orphans close their video games?
Because they can't find the home button.
My wife said she would slam my head into my keyboard if I did not get off video games.
But don't worry I think she was just joking.
My Xbox has been acting up lately... So I painted it black to make it run faster.
Me and my little brother were playing Call Of Duty. He wasn't doing very good, so I told him so. My brother said to me, "At least I don't have to camp in order to get kills." I then responded with, "I would call you cancer, but at least cancer kills."
Murder: Wanna play a game?
Me: Ok (pulls out Xbox controller)