What Lord of the Rings book is banned from the United States?
The Two Towers.
What Lord of the Rings book is banned from the United States?
The Two Towers.
Listen up, buttercup. This joke is playing on "The Two Towers" book title. The joke is funny because "Two Towers" sounds like the Twin Towers which were destroyed. It's dark, but I know you like it like your coffee. Also, you probably think a book is something you look at on your phone.