Short jokes
What do you call a suspicious dog?
A sussy bark-er.
One day, a man visited an orphanage.
Then he sees a kid crying. The man asked, "Where are your parents?"
The kid cries even harder.
If I missed something, I'll give it to you. If you taked it, you are a mistake.
You're so fat, you only know the letters KFC.
Maybe you should go on eBay to see if they have a life for sale.
Your name is baller cuz ur in my mom's baller.
No wonder why I can't find you. You're in the trash bin.
Yo mama so fat she has her own gravity.
But she so ugly people are repelled by her.
What should my next YT vid be about?
Hitler killed 18 million and only died once.
Fucking camper!
Never gonna give you up.
Heyyyy sistas!
Your hairline is so far back even The Rock Johnson couldn't find it.
Adolf Hitler + Vladimir Putin = Vladolf Putler.
What was the African kid with water called...? The lucky one. 😭😭
What do you call a bunch of Paki's jumping off a cliff?
Chocolate drops.
I would give you a thrashing, but that would be animal abuse.
There never was a historical Jesus Christ. Hey, do not even dream of crucifying me.
Taco Bell makes you crappy.
That was a really crappy bun!