Short jokes
I’m going to reenact the ending of Saw (2004), except I won’t stand up and shut the door.
Yo mama is so pretty, she could get in a car crash because boys are staring at her.
Your hairline is so far back that it made every country on earth disappear.
Your hairline's so far back, you need binoculars to see it.
Man, your hairline is so far back, archaeologists couldn't find it.
Your haircut is worse than James Charles picking a gender.
One of my friends got a haircut, and everyone giggled and bullied him... I didn’t, I died of laughter 😂
If your name is Caleb or Connor, you have a problem.
Average bee is 50x smarter than the smartest flat earther.
McDonald's called back and they said they want their logo back.
Why do orphans eat an ice cream cone?? They can't afford a family pack.
Hey kids, are you ready for Faptisim?
My parents created a joke 11 years ago and people are still laughing at it, but I know it's not me because jokes have meaning.
Are you George Floyd?
'Cause baby, you take my breath away... OOF!
What kind of birthday cake do you get on September 11th?
Three small ones, so you can have a flight of different cake flavors!
Even the World Trade Center underwent a better upgrade than your ugly ass.
Kendon is a loser!
What's Osama bin Laden's favorite song?
"Under the Sea," from The Little Mermaid.
If Republicans really wanted to enact pro-life legislation, they would ban guns, not abortion.
Obama got Osama.
Yo chin is so bumpy, someone said, "Is that Mt. Everest?"