Gold Pump

Listen up, buttercup. This joke's for gamers. So you got this girl, right? And you're giving her the VIP treatment, like she's a legendary weapon. But she's treating you like some basic, common item you find at the start of the game. The punchline is, ditch her and find someone who appreciates you more, like a launch pad helps you escape a bad situation in a game. You probably don't even play games, and probably have no girlfriend.