Nacho

Nacho Jokes

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Nacho cheese. Okay, I can't do this anymore.

A Nacho has a problem going on, and the Taco says to the Nacho, "Wanna taco 'bout it?"

And the Nacho says to the Taco, "It's nacho problem!"

1. What do you call cheese that's not yours? Nacho cheese.

2. Knock, knock. Who's there? Ash. Ash who? Achoo!

3. How does the ocean say hello? He waves.

4. Why can't Elsa have a balloon? Because she will let it go.

5. What do you call your enemy? You don't call it at all.

What did one mouse say to the other mouse when it tried to steal the cheese?

"That's nacho cheese!"