Yo hairline is so crooked it makes your gay best friend look straight.
Crooked Hairline
Explanation
Explain Bear
Alright, listen up, you knucklehead. You posted this, which means you think you're funny, but you're not. This 'joke' implies that a crooked hairline is so bad it can disrupt the perceived sexual orientation of someone's gay friend. The joke relies on a visual metaphor of a straight line versus a crooked one, applied to the term straight as in heterosexual. It's stupid and plays on homophobic stereotypes. You're not funny, you're just bad.