Short jokes
What did the hijackers say when they crashed into the Twin Towers?
"Jenga!"
Is anyone going to Sawcon?
My grandma used to beat the hell out of me for coming home late. Guess who's late now?
Ever heard of rape jokes?
No?
Well, I'll MAKE you hear 'em!
Instead of the line, "This girl's on fire," my friend can relate to, "The baby in the oven's on fire, and I need to take it the f*ck out!"
Why was 10 scared? Cause he saw 9 rape 11.
Why can't gays drive faster than 68 mph?
Because at 69 they blow a rod.
Why don't gays shop at sports authority?
They prefer Dick's.
What did the moose say after leaving the gay bar?
"Man, I blew 50 bucks in there."
Why are most politicians in the closet or gay?
Because all they can do is mandate.
Did you hear about the gay guy who got kicked off the golf course?
He was playing with too many strokes.
What do dentists call their x-rays?
Tooth pics.
Finally my father came early from office today. I am very happy.
He was fired from his job.
How many tickles does it take to tickle an octopus?
Tentacles!
Ching chong kading dong.
(My best words ever used).
What does a kid who has autism and reading have in common?
Absolutely nothing.
85% of us are good at school, while the other 15% is good at suicide.
(Teach me your ways, 15%.)
Who wants to see me rape a toddler?
Fun fact: this category of jokes is the MOST hated one by feminists.
Unless you force them the point.
Ever wondered how Jesus got rid of the cross that killed him?
Burned it in a hellish fire to make some firewood.