Short jokes
I just read that someone in New York gets stabbed every 52 seconds. Poor guy!
That shirt's very becoming on you.
If I were on you, I’d be coming too.
I’m not a weatherman, but I’m expecting a few more inches tonight.
Your hairline so back that back in the day of your hairline, Burger King was called "Burger Prince."
What do Germans do to ask a question? They salute.
God needed an extra two hands to make your fat ass of a mother.
What’s the difference between a woman and a policeman? One of them have rights.
What do you call a shadow?
Tyrone, don’t be a coon!
What’s the worst joke ever? Your parents’ relationship.
What do u call a Muslim praying: Allahu akbar.
I looked so deep in the dark web, I started to see Tyrone.
What do you call a black person having a fit?
A chocolate milkshake.
Teddy’s got a man in his Fanny.
My pp was in the Guinness World Record book.
The librarian then asked me to take it out.
What's the similarity between your money and your life?
It just keeps going down.
Rape victims suck, literally.
Yo mama so poor, when I rang her doorbell, she said, "Ding!"
When is a rape victim right?
When she admits she lied.
My wife said if I rape her again, she would leave me. Why didn't anyone tell me it was that easy?
I'm offended.
- Liberals