Ranch dressing jokes

How do you get a white girl to suck your dick?

Put ranch dressing on it.

Why is a tomato red?

Because it saw the ranch dressing!

If you wear cowboy clothes, are you ranch dressing?

How do you make any salad into a caesar salad?

Stab it twenty-three times.

Donald Trump wants to ban the sale of pre-shredded cheese.

He wants to make America grate again.

Why did the tomato blush? -- Because it saw the salad dressing.

What do you do with epileptic lettuce? -- You make a seizure salad.

What do you call those dead pieces of green stuff left in the bottom of a bowl of Caesar salad?

The last romaines. Now lettuce pray for them.