Ranch dressing jokes

Why is a tomato red?

Because it saw the ranch dressing!

Why did ranch tell fridge to close the door?

He was dressing.

If you wear cowboy clothes, are you ranch dressing?

How do you get a white girl to suck your dick?

Put ranch dressing on it.

Waiter says, "Sir, we ran out of ranch, so I had the boys in the back improvise. But don't worry... It has even more zip & twang to it!"

It's Caesar salad.