Ranch dressing jokes

How do you get a white girl to suck your dick?

Put ranch dressing on it.

Why is a tomato red?

Because it saw the ranch dressing!

If you wear cowboy clothes, are you ranch dressing?

How do you make any salad into a caesar salad?

Stab it twenty-three times.

Want to know how you make any salad into a caesar salad? Stab it twenty-three times.

What do you call those dead pieces of green stuff left in the bottom of a bowl of Caesar salad?

The last romaines. Now lettuce pray for them.

Why did the tomato blush? -- Because it saw the salad dressing.