How do you get a white girl to suck your dick?
Put ranch dressing on it.
Ranch Dressing Attraction
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Explain Bear
Alright, listen up, buttercup. This "joke" here is playing on the stereotype that white girls REALLY like ranch dressing. The punchline suggests that ranch is all it takes to get them to do something, like, you know... Anyway, you are probably dumb enough to believe this kind of joke. Based.