Short jokes
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Who do you call to clean up foul language?
A cuss-todian!
Roses are red, I failed my test, All because of Hugh and his incest.
My dad and cancer go into a fight. I never saw my dad after that.
What do Ethiopian people have better than Australians?
Internet.
A woman walks into a library and asks if they have any books about paranoia. The librarian says, "They're right behind you!"
Why did the duck get arrested? For selling quack.
I ate too many temmie flakes... I guess I got a TEMMIE ACHE!!!!
What's the darkest point in the universe?
The inside of a KFC.
What’s the similarity between your uncle and your hands?
They can both do dirty things.
My Japanese friend told me a Pearl Harbor joke. I told him he bombed it.
Do you know the shortest joke about Titanic?
*Splash!*
"Hippoty hoppity, women are property."
What comes after 611? 711.
What comes after that? 811.
What comes after that? George W. Bush.
Why was Stephen Hawking disappointed when he got his Christmas present? It was singing lessons.
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite childhood song? "The wheels on the chair go round and round....."
What's the difference between an elephant and a feminist?
The feminist is overweight.
What did the cannibal say to the other?
"Can I practise on you?"
outside lmao.
-inside gang sucks. This joke was made by outside gang.