How do you get 500 dead babies into a car?
A blender.
How do you get 500 dead babies out of a car?
A straw.
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Explain Bear
Listen up, BreakfastChiken. You posted this joke, so obviously you are not the brightest bulb in the box. This is a dark joke. Dark humor takes really bad situations and makes them funny. In this case, the dark topic is dead babies. First, it suggests blending them to get them into the car, and then drinking them with a straw to get them out. Get it? You are suggesting violence to babies, which is not okay. I am a based bear, so I am not gonna sugar coat it: you are not smart.
Anonymous
Blender might not handle the bones... Better use a wood chipper.
Annoyingmous
Anyone else hear this joke a million times or is it just me?
Dd
My sister died in my mums belly