Mafia jokes
Why did the Mafia cross the road?
Forget about it...
What do the mafia and pussies have in common?
One slip of the tongue, and you're in deep shit.
Oop
Why did the gorilla leave the mafia headquarters for good?
Girl: "Hey, why don't you come over?"
Guy: "I can't. Cops are looking for me, they say I killed 2 people."
Girl: "C'mon, my parents aren't home."
Guy: "About that..."
The weirdest thing happened yesterday. My dad came back from work... He鈥檚 a suicide bomber.
When you're fighting with the emo kid and he brings his friends. Now you gotta fight the suicide squad.
Don't be racist! BE LIKE MARIO!
He's an Italian plumber, created by the Japanese, who speaks English, and looks like a Mexican, jumps like a black man, and grabs coins like a Jew.
What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy?
Gang rape.
The covid gang hit hard. We was a whole mafia 馃樁
someone explain these options to me
Community talk
The disparity between WJE and SW needs to be studied. It's insane how different their community is compared to ours, and how much more ADVANCED they are. Like right now, they're engaging in a forum mafia-reminiscent "War Game" which sounds like a total blast. We as a community are MISSING OUT!!! Most of the people here are either trolls, using it as a private messaging alternative, or just PLAIN BORING. There's way too many mods and too few users here. SOMETHING needs to be done!!!
Socialist Nazis Religious Mafia, is the first draft for my religions name, although I might change it to a mafia, a democracy or a clut.
Tell me if you wanna join
I'm gonna do something really stupid and suggest that you all consider joining https://mafia.gg/
It's a quick paced, online mafia game that's pretty fun once you get the hang of it. If you do join, try not to be a dick or use slurs or do anything shitty (pretty much most of the stuff you do here) or you'll probably get banned.