Mafia jokes
Why did the Mafia cross the road?
Forget about it...
What do the mafia and pussies have in common?
One slip of the tongue, and you're in deep shit.
Oop
Why did the gorilla leave the mafia headquarters for good?
Three citizens were going through an exam to become agents of the FBI. Their instructor handed the first guy a gun in a room with his wife and said he had to shoot her. He walked out in shame and said he couldn't do it. The second guy had the same scenario. He put the gun up, but couldn't pull the trigger, so he walked out in shame. The third guy was put in the same scenario. He walked out and told the instructor, "The gun wasn't loaded, I had to strangle the bitch."
Don't be racist! BE LIKE MARIO!
He's an Italian plumber, created by the Japanese, who speaks English, and looks like a Mexican, jumps like a black man, and grabs coins like a Jew.
A mosquito with a Mario hat on flies on you saying, "It's-a me, Malario!"
9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape.
I'm in jail for 5 minutes and I already got fucked 15 times. You don't have any idea how much I hate playing Monopoly with my dad.
The covid gang hit hard. We was a whole mafia 馃樁
someone explain these options to me
Community talk
The disparity between WJE and SW needs to be studied. It's insane how different their community is compared to ours, and how much more ADVANCED they are. Like right now, they're engaging in a forum mafia-reminiscent "War Game" which sounds like a total blast. We as a community are MISSING OUT!!! Most of the people here are either trolls, using it as a private messaging alternative, or just PLAIN BORING. There's way too many mods and too few users here. SOMETHING needs to be done!!!
Socialist Nazis Religious Mafia, is the first draft for my religions name, although I might change it to a mafia, a democracy or a clut.
Tell me if you wanna join
I'm gonna do something really stupid and suggest that you all consider joining https://mafia.gg/
It's a quick paced, online mafia game that's pretty fun once you get the hang of it. If you do join, try not to be a dick or use slurs or do anything shitty (pretty much most of the stuff you do here) or you'll probably get banned.