Short jokes
Daniel takes his frustrations out on Shaenaya and his sexual frustrations out on Arunima.
Shaenaya hates me, help! And she wants to suck off ******* and ****** and ***** and *****.
shaenaya
What's the best thing about abuse jokes? The punchline.
Goats are like mushrooms.
If you shoot a cat, I'm scared of toasters.
Yes, Stephen Hawking is alive.
YEET!
What do you call a bus full of white people?
A TWINKiE!!!
What do you call 1 normal kid and 2 retarded kids smoking weed?
Pot roast.
Did you hear the scores of the African basketball game?
It was Eight-Nothing.
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A player in Baldi's Basics says, "Why are you bald?"
Baldi responds, "Well, I have cancer."
The player says, "Oh, good for you!"
Anime cats.
I got nothing.
Yeet.
What's the same about "Make a Wish Program" and "Dark Jokes"?
They never get old.
I have an auntie who has no arms and no legs. She is my dad's half sister.
My parents told me that when they had sex, it was absolutely shambles.
Thankfully, it turned out that they were real balls.
My friend gave me sugar for my birthday. She thought it was cheap; I thought it was pretty sweet.
Which is the worst place to sit at in a wedding?
Between 2 buttcheeks.
Me: What do you call a group of retards?
Friend: Down town?
Me: Nope, target practice.