Juice jokes
What is Juice WRLD's favorite restaurant?
Little Seizures.
What do you call Juice WRLD in a coffin?
A juice box...
Why does Hitler drink milk? Because he doesn't like juice.
Friend: Slavery isn't good.
Other friend: Yeah, it's terrible.
Me: Shut up and get me a juice!
While fucking a hot auntie, pressing tightly her boobs and fondling, He: What do you feed your babies? She: Milk and orange juice. He: Wow, which side is orange juice? 😋
Why does the orange 🍊 beat the other fruits 🍎 in every race?
Because it never runs out of juice.
Why can't Juice WRLD play Call of Duty zombies?
Because he can't handle all six perks.
what was Juice WRLD before he was famous?
Answer: alive.
Why did the blondie put her iPad in the blender? To make apple juice.
How can you get free butt plants? Just get your man to fill your butt with natural juices.
Yo mama so stupid, she stared at a juice box because it said concentrate.
Why aren't apple chargers called apple juice? Also, how do you throw away trash cans?
Roses are red, violets are blue, my heart is dead, I'm such a fool. -Juice Wrld
GOTTVERDAMMT, Hans! I said, "Glass of juice," not "Gas the Jews!"
If somebody gives you lemons, cut them in half and do the juice in his eyes.
Why couldn’t the orange cross the road? Because it ran out of juice.
What was Juice WRLD's favorite store?
Forever 21.
What's Juice Wrld's favorite salad? A seizure salad.
Little William punched Little Johnny in the face. Then Little Johnny says, "If you do that again, I'm gonna turn your fucking nuts into coconut juice."
What’s the difference between an orphan and an apple?
The apple gets picked.