Juice jokes
Why can't Juice WRLD play Call of Duty zombies?
Because he can't handle all six perks.
Friend: Slavery isn't good.
Other friend: Yeah, it's terrible.
Me: Shut up and get me a juice!
What is Juice WRLD's favorite restaurant?
Little Seizures.
While fucking a hot auntie, pressing tightly her boobs and fondling, He: What do you feed your babies? She: Milk and orange juice. He: Wow, which side is orange juice? 😋
When I am getting bored, I hold a banana and start shaking it suddenly. It gives out juice after a few minutes. I get excited. Ohhhhhh!
Try with a cucumber.
Why did the blondie put her iPad in the blender? To make apple juice.
what was Juice WRLD before he was famous?
Answer: alive.
Why does the orange 🍊 beat the other fruits 🍎 in every race?
Because it never runs out of juice.
What’s the worst song to play in front of a vegetable? “James Brown - Get on Up”
What’s the worst song to play in front of a handicapped kid? “Van Halen - Jump”
What's the worst song to play in front of a black man in Minneapolis? “I Can't Breathe - Juice Wrld”
Why does Hitler drink milk? Because he doesn't like juice.
Juice WRLD died a legend. Making these jokes won't get you anywhere. Grow up.
Why did the sick juice tree go to the hospital? Because it needed lemin-ade (not the cool type of sick, the one where you are in the hospital). Lemin-ade 1st ade.
Q: Why did the boy not eat the banana?
A: He was scared the juice might come out.
Don't joke about Juice WRLD; he died a hard life, so get f***ed.
Yo mama so stupid, she stared at a juice box because it said concentrate.
What do you call Juice WRLD in a coffin?
A juice box...
Why did Daveon get fired from his job at the orange juice factory? Because he couldn't concentrate.
What do lovely men and tampons have in common?
Both lick up the juices of the women they were made for.
Juice WRLD really died, then how is he posting videos today?
How Steven Hawking died: because he moved too much during the day and ran out of juice.