Juice

Juice Jokes

Slavery

Friend: Slavery isn't good.

Other friend: Yeah, it's terrible.

Me: Shut up and get me a juice!

Orange Juice

While fucking a hot auntie, pressing tightly her boobs and fondling, He: What do you feed your babies? She: Milk and orange juice. He: Wow, which side is orange juice? πŸ˜‹

Orange

Why does the orange 🍊 beat the other fruits 🍎 in every race?

Because it never runs out of juice.

Perk

Why can't Juice WRLD play Call of Duty zombies?

Because he can't handle all six perks.

Butt

How can you get free butt plants? Just get your man to fill your butt with natural juices.

Trash Can

Why aren't apple chargers called apple juice? Also, how do you throw away trash cans?

Heart

Roses are red, violets are blue, my heart is dead, I'm such a fool. -Juice Wrld

Lemon

If somebody gives you lemons, cut them in half and do the juice in his eyes.

Orange

Why couldn’t the orange cross the road? Because it ran out of juice.

Face

Little William punched Little Johnny in the face. Then Little Johnny says, "If you do that again, I'm gonna turn your fucking nuts into coconut juice."

Orphan

What’s the difference between an orphan and an apple?

The apple gets picked.