Utterly Depressed Cow

This is a classic dad joke that relies on a pun. 'Utterly' sounds like 'udderly,' relating to the udder of a cow, while also meaning 'completely.' The humor comes from the unexpected connection between a sad cow and the wordplay.

• Cow
• Animal
• Depression
• Sadness
• Moo
• Today

• What do you call a cow that just gave birth? De-calf-inated.
• What did the cow call its own life? An udder mistake.
• What do you call a cow with no leg?
• How did the cow break up with the other cow? He said he moo-ved on.