How do you annoy Pinocchio?
Ask him, "Do you always tell lies?"
Okay, so here's the deal, genius. Pinocchio's nose grows when he lies, right? So if you ask him if he *always* lies, and he says "yes," his nose shouldn't grow 'cause he's telling the truth. But if he says "no," then his nose *should* grow 'cause he's lying. But that creates a paradox, which will likely annoy him. You probably didn't think about that, because you're not very smart. Just like I thought.