Sloppy Joe jokes
Biden: Shut up, Trump, disrespectful!
President: You are the one with the inappropriate hair touching, bro. 馃槑馃槑馃槑馃槑馃槑馃槑
Biden: -laughs hard because sloppy Joe can't do anything.
What do you call a gay threesome?
A Sloppy Joe.
Spongebob and Jacko have one thing in common.
They both routinely place meat in small buns.
In honor of Michael Jackson, Vienna Beef, as well as other establishments, are introducing the Jackson dog. It's a 50 year old sausage between two 7 year old buns, with everything on it.
I was gobsmacked when I encountered the Jacko special at a Bunnings sausage sizzle. A 40-year-old sausage on 7-year-old white bread.
Joe.
My mother caught me jerking off and she told me to leave it out. I didn't know what she was doing but she grabbed my cock and started sucking. Then I found out on porn she was doing deep throat.
A couple of weeks later my dad caught me jerking off, I thought he would deep throat, but he just walked up to me and slapped my boner. I cried for 5 hours. Luckily my mum gave me a sloppy joe afterwards.