Sloppy Joe jokes

What do you call a gay threesome?

A Sloppy Joe.

My mother caught me jerking off and she told me to leave it out. I didn't know what she was doing but she grabbed my cock and started sucking. Then I found out on porn she was doing deep throat.

A couple of weeks later my dad caught me jerking off, I thought he would deep throat, but he just walked up to me and slapped my boner. I cried for 5 hours. Luckily my mum gave me a sloppy joe afterwards.

Biden: Shut up, Trump, disrespectful!

President: You are the one with the inappropriate hair touching, bro. 😎😎😎😎😎😎

Biden: -laughs hard because sloppy Joe can't do anything.

Spongebob and Jacko have one thing in common.

They both routinely place meat in small buns.

I was gobsmacked when I encountered the Jacko special at a Bunnings sausage sizzle. A 40-year-old sausage on 7-year-old white bread.

Why do people from Alabama abhor eating tacos and burritos?

Because their meat has to be in bread.

What’s wrong with a gay bbq?

All the hotdogs taste like shit.

What's in a Michael Jackson hotdog?

A 50-year-old piece of meat.

A 12-year-old bun.