Sloppy Joe jokes
What do you call a gay threesome?
A Sloppy Joe.
My mother caught me jerking off and she told me to leave it out. I didn't know what she was doing but she grabbed my cock and started sucking. Then I found out on porn she was doing deep throat.
A couple of weeks later my dad caught me jerking off, I thought he would deep throat, but he just walked up to me and slapped my boner. I cried for 5 hours. Luckily my mum gave me a sloppy joe afterwards.
Biden: Shut up, Trump, disrespectful!
President: You are the one with the inappropriate hair touching, bro. 馃槑馃槑馃槑馃槑馃槑馃槑
Biden: -laughs hard because sloppy Joe can't do anything.
Spongebob and Jacko have one thing in common.
They both routinely place meat in small buns.
I was gobsmacked when I encountered the Jacko special at a Bunnings sausage sizzle. A 40-year-old sausage on 7-year-old white bread.
Why do people from Alabama abhor eating tacos and burritos?
Because their meat has to be in bread.
What鈥檚 wrong with a gay bbq?
All the hotdogs taste like shit.
What's in a Michael Jackson hotdog?
A 50-year-old piece of meat.
A 12-year-old bun.