Sloppy Joe jokes
My mother caught me jerking off and she told me to leave it out. I didn't know what she was doing but she grabbed my cock and started sucking. Then I found out on porn she was doing deep throat.
A couple of weeks later my dad caught me jerking off, I thought he would deep throat, but he just walked up to me and slapped my boner. I cried for 5 hours. Luckily my mum gave me a sloppy joe afterwards.
Biden: Shut up, Trump, disrespectful!
President: You are the one with the inappropriate hair touching, bro. 馃槑馃槑馃槑馃槑馃槑馃槑
Biden: -laughs hard because sloppy Joe can't do anything.
What do you call a gay threesome?
A Sloppy Joe.
Joe Mama so fat, she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl!
In honor of Michael Jackson, Vienna Beef, as well as other establishments, are introducing the Jackson dog. It's a 50 year old sausage between two 7 year old buns, with everything on it.
I was gobsmacked when I encountered the Jacko special at a Bunnings sausage sizzle. A 40-year-old sausage on 7-year-old white bread.
Joe's pizzeria and abortion clinic.
Yesterday's loss is today's sauce.