Motherfucker Jokes

Little Johnny got a train set for Christmas. He takes it around the circle, parks it at the station, and says” alright, you motherfuckers get off here, and you motherfuckers get off here” his mom comes rushing in and says” little Johnny, we don’t use that kind of language, go to your room and think about what you did!” After a few hours, she lets him out of his room. He goes back to play with his train set. He takes it around the circle, parks it at the station, and says,” ok, you guys get off here, and you guys get off here. And if you have any complaints about the two hour delay, take it up with the bitch in be kitchen”

What do you call people who have an Oedipus complex?.

Motherfuckers.

I asked my kid to give me a hand that motherfucker cried while charging his mechanical arm

What do you call 2 Latinos playing baseball hwone on hwone

¿Qué hizo el cartero enojado?

Estampado su feeeeeeet !!!

what happens when theres ten people innone house and they all have to shit and theres one bathroom?

its a motherfucking shitz party

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