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p=person (not original ‘‘pun’’)

p1:hey girl p2: i got a bf! p1: well i got a lamborghini aventador, a bugatti super sports, a yacht and a private plane. p2: bf stand for breakfast. p2: oh and also where did you get all that stuff? p1:gta5 p2: you motherf...er!!! (communications with this person are now blocked)

Your mama so short she does backflips under her bed.

son: yo dawg, tell me a story dad: yall motherf...ers aint gon believe dis shit, so there was dis fairy aight, she had wings, so she flys into a kfc, and comes out with wings, chicken wings. Also why did hawking try to walk across the road, his wheelchair only goes 1 mph so he got hit by a bus.

What do you call 2 Latinos playing baseball hwone on hwone

¿Qué hizo el cartero enojado?

Estampado su feeeeeeet !!!

what do you call a asian in a plane

blind motherf...er