Pinocchio

Pinocchio jokes

Doctor

Pinocchio goes to the doctor for a checkup. When he gets there, the doctor asks him, "Do you have cancer?" Pinocchio replies, "That was very straight up, but no, I’m pretty sure I don’t have cancer." After saying this, his nose grew.

Cinderella

Why did Cinderella get kicked out of Disneyland?

Because she sat on Pinocchio's face and said, "Lie, bastard, lie!"

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  • Self Harm

    You know how in Pinocchio the French puppets have the thigh rings?

    Well, I got them too! Only red and thinner.

    Trans Men

    What do trans men and Pinocchio have in common?

    Both are lying when they say "I'm a real boy."

    (I'm a trans man myself lol)

    Lie

    What do Michael Jackson and Pinocchio have in common?

    They both lie over little boys 😂

    Lie

    Disney

    What did Cinderella say when she sat on Pinocchio? "Lie to me."

    Lie

    What does Jesus have in common with Pinocchio?

    They believe their own lies.

    Lie

    Disney

    What did Snow White say when she sat on Pinocchio? "Lie to me."

    Lie

    How do you annoy Pinocchio?

    Ask him, "Do you always tell lies?"

    Snow White

    Why did Snow White get kicked out of Disneyland?

    She sat on Pinocchio's face and said: "Lie to me! Lie to me!"

    Lady

    What did the lady say when she sat on Pinocchio's face:

    "Tell a truth, tell a lie, tell a truth, tell a lie, tell a truth!"

    Wood

    How did Pinocchio find out he was made of wood?

    His hand caught on fire.

    Barbie

    Q: Why was Barbie kicked out of the toy box?

    A: She sat on Pinocchio's face and said, "Lie to me!"

    Sex

    What do girls after sex with Pinocchio?

    Wash off the birch sap from the face.

    Neighbor

    My neighbor has been mad at his wife for sunbathing nude. I personally am on the fence.

    Community

    now what would happen if pinnochio said "I am lying in this sentence" think about it

    SHREK

    Written by

    William Steig & Ted Elliott

    SHREK Once upon a time there was a lovely princess. But she had an enchantment upon her of a fearful sort which could only be broken by love's first kiss. … Read more