Pinocchio jokes

Pinocchio goes to the doctor for a checkup. When he gets there, the doctor asks him, "Do you have cancer?" Pinocchio replies, "That was very straight up, but no, I’m pretty sure I don’t have cancer." After saying this, his nose grew.

Why did Cinderella get kicked out of Disneyland?

Because she sat on Pinocchio's face and said, "Lie, bastard, lie!"

You know how in Pinocchio the French puppets have the thigh rings?

Well, I got them too! Only red and thinner.

What do Michael Jackson and Pinocchio have in common?

They both lie over little boys 😂

What do trans men and Pinocchio have in common?

Both are lying when they say "I'm a real boy."

(I'm a trans man myself lol)

What did Cinderella say when she sat on Pinocchio? "Lie to me."

What does Jesus have in common with Pinocchio?

They believe their own lies.

Why did Pinocchio cross the road?

To get to the other lied.

What did Snow White say when she sat on Pinocchio? "Lie to me."

How do you annoy Pinocchio?

Ask him, "Do you always tell lies?"

Why did Snow White get kicked out of Disneyland?

She sat on Pinocchio's face and said: "Lie to me! Lie to me!"

What did the lady say when she sat on Pinocchio's face:

"Tell a truth, tell a lie, tell a truth, tell a lie, tell a truth!"

How did Pinocchio find out he was made of wood?

His hand caught on fire.

Q: Why was Barbie kicked out of the toy box?

A: She sat on Pinocchio's face and said, "Lie to me!"

What do you call a lying Mexican?

Pinocchico.

What do girls after sex with Pinocchio?

Wash off the birch sap from the face.

My neighbor has been mad at his wife for sunbathing nude. I personally am on the fence.