Pinocchio goes to the doctor for a checkup. When he gets there the doctor asks him “Do you have cancer?” Pinocchio replies, “That was very straight up, but, no I’m pretty sure I don’t have cancer.” After saying this, his nose grew.
why did cinderella get kicked out of disney land because she sat on Pinocchios face and said lie bastatd lie
Yḱnow how in pinocchio the french puppets have the thigh rings? Well I got em too! Only red and thinner.
What do trans men and Pinocchio have in common?
Both are lying when they say "I'm a real boy"
(I'm a trans man myself lol)
What do Michael Jackson and Pinocchio have in common ? They both lie over little boys 😂
What does Jesus have in common with Pinocchio?
They believe their own lies.
Why did Pinnochio cross the road?
To get to the other lied
How do you annoy Pinocchio? Ask him "Do you always tell lies?" (think about it)
Why Did Snow White Get Kicked Out Of Disneyland?
She Sat On Pinocchio's Face And Said: "Lie To Me! Lie To Me!"
What did the lady say when she sat on Pinocchio face: Tell a truth tell a lie tell a truth tell a lie tell a truth
How did Pinocchio find out he was made of wood His hand caught on fire
Q: why was barbie kicked out of the toy box A: she sat on pinocchios face and siad "lie to me
What do you call a lying Mexican?
Pinocchico
what do girls after sex with Pinocchio? wash off the birch sap from the face
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