Short jokes
"You suck. I don't wanna be married anymore ://////"
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BAD!!!!!!
FIERY LOS
Why is 8 afraid of 7 because 7 8 9. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA LOL
Don't leave us hanging, Sayori.
A job is like virginity. Not everyone loses it.
What do you call a digital hamburger? Processed meat.
My reverse psychologist told me I didn't have it in me to make a recovery.
I was arrested for eating too much crack on accident. How?
My sister came into my room shoving her ass in my face.
What's a car's favorite place to hang out?
A CARnival!
His favorite drink was his dribble.
Q: How many ADHD kids does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Wanna go ride a bike?
Yesterday I went to a lightbulb party, and it was lit.
What do shemales and barns have in common?
Cocks.
How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, because they beat the room for being dark, then arrest the room for being broke.
A cow is at his friend's house for a sleepover party. Sadly, all of the beds are taken. Where does the cow sleep?
On the COWch (couch).
What is black and white and is dead?
My Chemical Romance.
Why is the penis so light?
Because even thots can lift them.