Short jokes

Have you been to that paraplegic strip club? It's crawling with pussy!

What's one thing your dad shares with black men? Your sister.

What's your mom and a dog got in common?

Both will lick dick if you put peanut butter on it.

What's the difference between BTS and Futurama? There's only one Bender in Futurama.

Girls: 🙏 *Period* ✍️💅

Men: 🗿 *Growth* 🗿🗿🗿

What’s the difference between Swifties and rap fans?

One rap fan has a higher IQ than every Swiftie combined.

If I had a dollar for every time a rap hater made an intelligent statement, I’d be more broke than the rap haters.

What’s the difference between rap lovers and the Gigachad?

Rap lovers get more pussy.

My parents raised me as an only child, which infuriated my sister.

What is the best part about Alabama prostitutes?

Family comes first.

How do you get a white girl to suck your dick?

Put ranch dressing on it.

What was Hitler's favorite thing to do to pass the time?

Smoking.

What’s the similarities between a pillow and your mom?

They’re both in my bed.

Why did Ten need a therapist? He was in between 9/11.

Alcoholics don't run in my family, they drive!

My friend's dad went to jail. He's just surprised because he can finally find him!

I told my wife I needed a blood transfusion when I could not remember. She said, "Be positive too."

Bad, I am now a ghost writing this.

I just had sex...

I think I nailed it!

(Shit joke, I know.)

Why don't parents get school shooting jokes? They're aimed at a younger audience.

Why do disabled people not like comedians?

Because they do stand up.