Bro, your hairline and an athletics track have one thing in common: they look like Humpty Dumpty.
What's the easiest way to make a glow worm happy? Cut off its tailβit'll be delighted!
TAOST, you didn't submit it, you fuck!
Why are gay dudes so rude?
Because they're fucking assholes.
The highest level of trust in the world is when two cannibals are each giving each other blowjobs.
I wish death was in the form of a woman.
That way, it would never come for me.
My friend got arrested for shooting an unarmed black teen.
He was charged for impersonating a police officer.
I took a special needs child to a shooting range.
Poor bastard had no idea which direction to run in.
Lil bro's hairline is making me hungry wit that M shape also hitten me wit that damb batab bat bat baaa.
What are the 2 fights Africa could never win?
A food fight and a water fight!
What type of game is Africa playing at the moment?
The Hunger Games!
NASA called me and they said they reached your hairline.
Who am I rooting for during the Super Bowl? Easy. Taylor Swift.
Whatβs the difference between a Black person and snow tires?
Snow tires still work after you take the chains off.
When can an elephant use an umbrella and not get wet?
When it's not raining.
Why do people who get shot in the head always become therapists?
They are more open-minded.
What do you call plane crash victims?
Down to earth people.
What's the difference between a piranha and a teenage girl?
The piranha doesn't wear makeup.
What do alcoholics and gas prices have in common?
They both get really high.
How is having fun with a prostitute like bungee jumping?
Youβre dead if the rubber breaks.
