Short jokes

In 2001, my parents took me to 9/11. I was soaring towards it with excitement!

Hey there little mister, I'm dating your sister.

One fish, two fish, red fish, blue fish.

I’m breaking up with you, bitch.

My friend fell on the Nile river and Egypt last week.

He swears by it, but he’s in denial.

Why does the president take so long to deliver each sentence?

He’s just Biden his time.

I tripped over my wife’s bra. It was a booby trap!

What do you think fish tasted like before women started swimming?

Fuk yall!

Rate these races out of 10/10:

White 10/10

Hispanic 8/10

Black 0/10

"ADHD is brainless and autism is braindead."

What do you call people with ADHD?

A brainless speeder.

Why did the rapper bring a telescope to the studio?

To see his FUTURE in the STARS.

What did the rapper say when he broke his mic?

"Looks like I dropped the mic... literally!"

Why did the rapper take a shower before the concert?

To WASH AWAY the haters!

Why did the rapper become a banker?

Because he wanted to make some BIG BANK DEPOSITS!

Why did the rapper go to school?

To master the art of RAP-LETICS!

In life, some people have it harder than others.

That's why Viagra exists.

Donald Trump is proudly anti-woke. He has been falling asleep in his court cases every morning!

Your move, Ron DeSantis.

Hi, I'm Adopt, and you guys hurt my feelings. It is not God :(😔😞😔🥺. I'm just a kid. I'm 7.

You know, you should adopt a pet. So then you can feel the pain that your parents felt when they adopted you... wait... also the regret after.