Short jokes
Vegan is actually an old Indian word for "bad hunter."
I just prevented a 10-year-old from getting assaulted.
Nothing much, I just decided to go home.
What’s the difference between a cancer patient and a British news reporter in the South?
They usually don’t live to tell the tale.
What did Bill Cosby say on the second date?
"Hi, nice to meet you."
It's telling that Ye gets more offended when he's called a gayfish than a Nazi.
It's no surprise Donald Trump moved to Florida. That's where the oranges are.
How can you be fast and slow at the same time, getting a gold medal in the Special Olympics?
What do Black people and chains have in common? Both work better with chains on them?
Why can't a Muslim woman give head to an American cop?
She doesn't eat pigs.
You know why they call me 007?
0 girls.
0 chances.
7 restraining orders.
What’s the hardest part about being a PEDO?
Fitting in.
How do you know Adam and Eve were White?
Have you ever tried taking a rib from a Black man?
My cousin really loves baseball.
He always brags about how many home runs he hit in the minors.
What’s the best part about fucking a dead bitch?
You don’t need consent.
What do Boy Scouts and IG models have in common?
They both be fucking sugar daddies.
My wife said she wanted steamed vegetables with her steak, so I put her father in the hot tub.
What does the long distance call and a Black person have in common?
They both don’t work.
Why do people hate abortion jokes?
It leaves you with an empty feeling inside.
What's black and eats Kitty?
Serval cancer.
My lesbian neighbors gave me a Rolex. Guess they misunderstood when I said I wanted to watch.