Its sad how families can be torn apart from something as simple as- wild dogs
The Wife said "Honey! Do you like my new Teeth?"
The Husband replied "They remind me of stars Darling!" "Yellow and Far apart"
My girlfriend lives a few miles away from me. The other night, she called me at around 3 AM. She was terrified. She said that there were two armed gunmen in her apartment. With all that adrenaline going through my system, it made it hard to go back to sleep.
Is butt cheeks one word or should I spread them apart
Why do they call them apartments when they're together?
what goes up must come down apart from mr vyse
Why dont lesbians have sex in the morning. Have you ever tried pulling apart a grilled cheese
My midget landlord told me to pack my things up and that i've got 30 minutes to get out. That's short notice!
A few kids were talking about how big there housed were. Kids were pointing to huge houses and huge apartments. 1 little boy said, bet I have the biggest home. To everyone's supprise he pointed right towards the massive orphanage.
What do you call an apartment full of Black people? A crackhouse
I went to a feminist picnic the other day.
It was great, apart from the fact no one made any sandwiches.
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I got a roommate, he killed a butterfly and I said no butter for a week, the next day he killed a cockroach. Son of a bitch nice try
What did they find in jeffery dahmers apartment?
jack in a box.
How am I an ableist? My ex girlfriend was in a wheelchair and we lived in the same old building with a broken elevator. I ended the relationship by moving to 8th floor.
My family was watching home alone 2, so whenever Kevin was top of the twin towers, I threw a paper airplane at the T.V.
I visited my new friend in his apartment. He told me to make myself at home. So I threw him out. I hate having visitors.
Mr.Smith lived in an apartment. in the apartment, he went to the elevator and went to the 16th floor then he went to the 21st floor by 5 stairs every morning. why did he do that?
because he was too short!! so he pressed the highest button he could and went to his apartment
The best way to tell a Hindu person and a Muslim person apart is asking them Are you 7-Eleven Or 9/11
A teacher asks her class, “What do you want to be when you grow up?” Little Johnny says “I wanna be a billionaire, going to the most expensive clubs, take the best b*tch with me, give her a Ferrari worth over a million bucks, an apartment in Hawaii, a mansion in Paris, a jet to travel through Europe, an Infinite Visa Card and to make love to her three times a day”. The teacher, shocked, and not knowing what to do with the bad behavior of the child, decides not to give importance to what he said and then continues the lesson. “And you, Susie? ” the teacher asks. Susie says “I wanna be Johnny’s b*tch.”
