Sexuality jokes
The gayest person in the world is Pacman. You can pay him to eat 200 balls.
When slave owners can't get a girlfriend, do they MASTERbate?
Why do gay men hate periods?
They prefer Collins.
Black dog is gay.
Want to do a titcock dance with me?
I always ask gay people what LGBTQ means, but I never get a straight answer.
I have a trans friend.
He is in a polyamorous relationship and would be straight if they had a dick.
What’s the difference between jelly and jam?
You can’t “jelly” it in her ass.
What do you call a gay Megalodon?
Magalogay.
I'm going to piss on the floor.
Read if gay.
Aha!
Q: What's the best part about gardening?
A: Getting down and dirty with your hoes.
Your momma is so slutty, they hired her as a condom tester.
Why don't emo girls date emo boys? Cause they've already got a pussy.
A priest asks a nun if she has slept with anyone, and the nun says, "Yes, a fucking hot girl!"
My dick actually destroyed the Death Star.
I'm a gay.
What do you call a gay T-Rex?
A tyranno-sore-ass!
Skedaddle skedoodle, I'm gonna go beat my noodle.
What's the difference between a gay guy and an oven?
An oven doesn't fart when you take your meat out.
What does a plug do when he's horny?
He jacks off!