Sexuality jokes

Ail is gay.

Why can't orphans be gay?

Because they don't have anyone to call them "daddy."

Q: What is the difference between a tire and 365 condoms?

A: One is a good year, one is a great year.

If I fantasize about fucking a UCP Cabinet Minister,

Does that mean I'm sexually Conservative?

Leo be like: "I like men, yes."

What's the difference between a cunnilinguist and a Ritz?

One is a snack cracker.

The other, a crack snacker.

What is the difference between cunnilingus and a confused Parisian tourist?

One lapses into French, the other Frenches into laps.

I am gay.

What's the difference between hungry and horny? Where you stick the cucumber.

After a week of this, she can't stand it any longer.

The woman goes into her supervisor's office and tells him that she wants to file a sexual harassment suit against the man and explains why.

You know what a big ass is. If I told you it's a fake ass, so I'm lesbo.

Why do lesbians go to Sports Authority?

Because they don't like Dick's!

What does a gay guy and an ambulance have in common?

They both get loaded from the rear and go...woo woo woo.

Do you think you can solve a riddle about my penis because I don't think you can...

It's too hard.

Fila is a cool brand. I fill a cock in your man's pussy.

Did you know, the average gay person likes men?

Your mum gay, lol.

I suck his dick with a smile for hours at a time.

Stare at his nutsack while I hold back my cum tonight.

And when he ask me what position I say, "Doggystyle." (And when they ask me what position I say, "Doggystyle.")

But the fact is I can never get off of his fat dick. And all that they can ask is (Ask is, ask is) "I just wanna smack it" (I just wanna smack it)

Here's what the fact is He can put my asshole in a casket (Yuh, yuh, yuh) Asshole in a casket

So you can see I'm cummin' But you won't see me nut. And I'll just keep on suckin', I'm good (Yeah, I'm good)

And if he sucks my glizzy I will become dizzy But it keeps us busy, I'm good (Yeah, I'm good)

I've been twerking for boys for so long I've been flirting with boys for so long

My jaw's been hurting for so, so long it's real So long, it's real, so long, it's real

What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?

Lickalotopuss

Q: What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?

A: Lickalotofpuss.