Sexuality jokes
What do you call a gay Megalodon?
Magalogay.
Wiener.
Dad: Are you gay?
Kid: Yes.
10 days later.
Kid: I’m going to my girlfriend's house.
Dad: I thought you were gay?
Kid: What’s wrong with you? He’s the girly girl of our relationship, dumba**.
Dad: Don’t swear and okay, bud.
Why was your mom so into me?
'Cause she was the man.
I want to cream, rn.
Wanna suck my dick?
No? Well then I'm gonna go hang.
What's the difference between a cunnilinguist and a Ritz?
One is a snack cracker.
The other, a crack snacker.
After a week of this, she can't stand it any longer.
The woman goes into her supervisor's office and tells him that she wants to file a sexual harassment suit against the man and explains why.
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they don't have anyone to call them "daddy."
If I fantasize about fucking a UCP Cabinet Minister,
Does that mean I'm sexually Conservative?
What is the difference between cunnilingus and a confused Parisian tourist?
One lapses into French, the other Frenches into laps.
Leo be like: "I like men, yes."
My mom said that being straight is good, but if you're straight, how do you walk? So I decided to be gay.
Rodd Flanders: What's "gay" mean?
Bart: Uh, it means you used to be afraid, but now you're not.
Rodd says to his dad Ned: I'm gay, Daddy.
Dad: Honey!
Mom: What?
Dad: All of the broken condoms are on the bed.
Mom: WHAT!?
Children: *staring*
What do you call someone who has sex with foals, calves, and lambs? A Quadrupedophile.
Q: What is the difference between a tire and 365 condoms?
A: One is a good year, one is a great year.
I am gay.
What's the difference between hungry and horny? Where you stick the cucumber.
What did Stephen Hawking say—I mean, type—when he saw a beautiful woman?
"That's the best shag I never had."