Sexuality jokes
I had a steering wheel down my pants, and I tell you what, it was driving my balls crazy!
I called my guy friend a cock-sucker the other day. He replied with, "Hey, 20 bucks is 20 bucks."
A priest asks a nun if she has slept with anyone, and the nun says, "Yes, a fucking hot girl!"
I'm about to cum!
What did the moose say after leaving the gay bar?
"Man, I blew 50 bucks in there."
Q: Why do I always see gays in the roundabout?
A: They couldn’t go straight.
Do you like In-N-Out?
Yes, why? In and out of your mouth.
What is the difference between a carpet muncher and a female prostitute?
If you want a female prostitute to be a bitch, you have to give her money first.
Okay, what do you call that purple thing in your mom's top dresser drawer that she calls her best best friend for some weird reason?
Dad better look out from Bob, battery-operated boyfriend, hahaha!
Why do physically disabled gay men like performing blowjobs on well-endowed, abled-bodied gay men?
Because physically disabled gay men prefer eating pepperoni than eating sausage links for dinner 🍽
Pulled pork? Yeah, I cranked my hog today, too.
What do you call a well endowed gay male who is also in a wheelchair?
Meals on wheels.
💪 💪 🏋️♂️ What do you get when you cross a physically disabled gay white male who works out at the gym, who is a bukkake slut, and a physically disabled gay white male who works out at the gym, who is a sex worker?
Cum Junkie.
Guy and Girl are in the shower talking to each other.
Guy: Let's drop the soap.
Girl: Let's do it!
Why is the gay kid gay?
Because he likes men.
Why was your mom so into me?
'Cause she was the man.
Daveon is so straight, he can't even handle a slight bend in the road.
Are you gay? "No." Oh, so you're not happy? "No." Oh...
What is a gay person's favorite fast food place?
Jack(off) in the Box.
What’s a necrophiliac’s safe word? I’m alive.