Sexuality jokes
What do you call someone who has sex with foals, calves, and lambs? A Quadrupedophile.
Dad: Honey!
Mom: What?
Dad: All of the broken condoms are on the bed.
Mom: WHAT!?
Children: *staring*
Why was your mom so into me?
'Cause she was the man.
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they don't have anyone to call them "daddy."
If I fantasize about fucking a UCP Cabinet Minister,
Does that mean I'm sexually Conservative?
Wanna suck my dick?
No? Well then I'm gonna go hang.
My balls.
Want to do a titcock dance with me?
What kind of food does a lesbian love? Anything they can eat out.
Q: What is the difference between a tire and 365 condoms?
A: One is a good year, one is a great year.
After a week of this, she can't stand it any longer.
The woman goes into her supervisor's office and tells him that she wants to file a sexual harassment suit against the man and explains why.
Leo be like: "I like men, yes."
What's the difference between a cunnilinguist and a Ritz?
One is a snack cracker.
The other, a crack snacker.
What is the difference between cunnilingus and a confused Parisian tourist?
One lapses into French, the other Frenches into laps.
I am gay.
What's the difference between hungry and horny? Where you stick the cucumber.
You know what a big ass is. If I told you it's a fake ass, so I'm lesbo.
Why do lesbians go to Sports Authority?
Because they don't like Dick's!
Do you think you can solve a riddle about my penis because I don't think you can...
It's too hard.
Fila is a cool brand. I fill a cock in your man's pussy.