Sexuality jokes

Roses are red, violets are blue, poetry is gay, and so are you.

Roses are red, Foxes are orange, I like your butt, Let me touch it forever.

What’s the difference from me and a gay person? You.

"That's not my name, but okay, that's cool. My name is Coco, but okay, and I already knew Jayden was a boy who is bi."

What do you call a rabbit with a crooked dick?

Fucks funny.

Why did God give women legs?

1. To look at.

2. To wrap around your neck when you’re eating her out.

What does a man and a gay prostitute have in common with a physically handicapped bisexual man? All three of them are very good at sucking your dick.

What does pussy taste like in chocolate cream pie?

Don't ever ask me no damn question like that. I ain't never had no damn chocolate cream pie, you crazy?

Why did the Unicorns become extinct?

Because unicorns are gay! :|

What's a gay guy should be scared of?

A straight gay!

You walk into an area that has big asses on the wall, and they feel lifelike, so you put your dick into them, and you go on the opposite side of the wall, and women are naked through the wall.

Black dog is gay.

Why don't lesbians like dick? Because they don't want their mouths looking like Jesus Christ's hands.

What do you call a closet with two lesbians inside?

A liquor cabinet.

What do you call a group of gay gamers?

Rainbow Six.

Roses are red, the grass is greener, when I see you, I play with my wiener.

You're so bent and ugly that you'd make Elton John go straight!

Ha, gay!

What's gayer than a gangbang in a man sex ring?

Not slapping the ass at Hooters.

Are you a hotdog stand? 'Cause you make my hotdog stand ;)