Sexuality jokes

Being gay must be a pain in the ass.

Credit to omnom.

I have two balls. Gay people have 23456789.

Is anyone gay?

Dan is very, very bent.

Why does my girlfriend have a dick? Oh wait, I'm gay.

Gay is gay.

I'm not gay, dick.

Kasper is gay.

Are you a Chipotle bowl? Because I wanna eat you out.

You gay.

Ha, gay!

Did you hear about the pervert who couldn't decide whether he was into incest or necrophilia?

He killed his mom and then fucked her.

This ole boy that's locked up called his ole lady and got into it with her, and she said, "Well, fuck you, I don't need you no more anyway. I got 2 or 3 guys out here wanting me and trying to fuck me."

He said, "Well, honey, that's the least of my worries. I got 10 or 12 guys in here tryin' to fuck me."

Spread my legs like butter n finger me hard. 👅👅👅

Why did God create women with pussies?

Because:

1. Of course, God is a man.

2. Of course, he isn't gay.

3. Of course, he is a perv too (for wanting more pussies)!

If you have cancer, you are gay.

Beau Ruse is Gay.

How does Stephen Hawking charge his computer?

How does Stephen Hawking have sex? Keyboard sex!

I don't like condoms, but I like gay pregnant X.

Oof, you're gay!