Sexuality jokes
Why did God give women legs?
1. To look at.
2. To wrap around your neck when you’re eating her out.
What does a man and a gay prostitute have in common with a physically handicapped bisexual man? All three of them are very good at sucking your dick.
What do you call a rabbit with a crooked dick?
Fucks funny.
"That's not my name, but okay, that's cool. My name is Coco, but okay, and I already knew Jayden was a boy who is bi."
What does pussy taste like in chocolate cream pie?
Don't ever ask me no damn question like that. I ain't never had no damn chocolate cream pie, you crazy?
Memes
Found a good definition of the jokes here while listening to Without Me by Eminem
Why did the Unicorns become extinct?
Because unicorns are gay! :|
What's a gay guy should be scared of?
A straight gay!
Black dog is gay.
Why don't lesbians like dick? Because they don't want their mouths looking like Jesus Christ's hands.
What do you call a group of gay gamers?
Rainbow Six.
Ha, gay!
You gay.
What do you call a closet with two lesbians inside?
A liquor cabinet.
Chris said to me in P.E. that he likes Jacob, and he said he wants to go straight to the bedroom.
Welcome to the Sexual Innuendo Club. Thank you all for coming!
What's gayer than a gangbang in a man sex ring?
Not slapping the ass at Hooters.
I have two balls. Gay people have 23456789.
Being gay must be a pain in the ass.
Credit to omnom.
Hey, Squidward, say "kid" backward. Also, suck my dick!
Why can't orphans be gay? They got no one to call daddy.