Sexuality jokes

If you have cancer, you are gay.

Beau Ruse is Gay.

How does Stephen Hawking charge his computer?

How does Stephen Hawking have sex? Keyboard sex!

I don't like condoms, but I like gay pregnant X.

So you decide one day to ask your son if he wants to f**k, do you do it for 3 hours, then you realize how will I explain another pregnancy to my sterile husband?

Straight people.

That's the joke.

Why do Vampires like virgins?

Because eating a sandwich would be so much more appealing knowing no one fucked it.

I’m horny who else is *ugh ugh papi harder*.

My dick hard.

The boy was sexually frustrated that he couldn’t have sex with girls, so he fingered his female cat.

If her internal clock can tick, she can sit on my dick.

Oof, you're gay!

Me and your mom in the bed.

My mom is gay.

Guys, why are we being racist? Why can't we love each other, please? Gimme that dick, boy. Please stop fighting. Let's love each other and them big ole dicks, please. Gimme that dick. I hate racism.

My penis is on fire.

I am a fruitcake. Why? Because I’m fruity and nutty. That’s the joke. Tada!

What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?

Licka-lotta-puss.

Michael is gay and sucks cock.

Son: Hey, Dad, why is my name Dick?

Dad: Oh, because a dick fell on you when you were born.

Son: Ohhhhh, so that's why I'm gay.