Sexuality jokes
What’s the difference from me and a gay person? You.
Roses are red, violets are blue, poetry is gay, and so are you.
What do you call a rabbit with a crooked dick?
Fucks funny.
Roses are red, Foxes are orange, I like your butt, Let me touch it forever.
"That's not my name, but okay, that's cool. My name is Coco, but okay, and I already knew Jayden was a boy who is bi."
What does a man and a gay prostitute have in common with a physically handicapped bisexual man? All three of them are very good at sucking your dick.
Why did God give women legs?
1. To look at.
2. To wrap around your neck when you’re eating her out.
What does pussy taste like in chocolate cream pie?
Don't ever ask me no damn question like that. I ain't never had no damn chocolate cream pie, you crazy?
What's a gay guy should be scared of?
A straight gay!
Don't ever wanna fuck a dude!!
Black dog is gay.
Why don't lesbians like dick? Because they don't want their mouths looking like Jesus Christ's hands.
What do you call a group of gay gamers?
Rainbow Six.
What do you call a gay baseball player? A homo-run-sexual.
What do you call a closet with two lesbians inside?
A liquor cabinet.
Ha, gay!
Are you a hotdog stand? 'Cause you make my hotdog stand ;)
Roses are red, the grass is greener, when I see you, I play with my wiener.
You're so bent and ugly that you'd make Elton John go straight!
Chris said to me in P.E. that he likes Jacob, and he said he wants to go straight to the bedroom.